Broke Back Tavern - The Firearms Forum

muley · 03-04-2006, 08:56 PM

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in; he realizes it's a gay bar.
What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy,

" What's the name of your willy?"

The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that.
All I want is a drink."

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you
Tell me the name of your Willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for
the slogan 'Just Do It.'

That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS,

because 'It really satisfies.' "

The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will
give him a second to think it over.

So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a
beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and
Says with a smile, "TIMEX.." The thirsty cowboy asks,"Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, "
'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who
happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you
guys call yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims,

"FORD, because 'Quality is Job
One'." Then he adds, "Have you
Driven a Ford lately?"

The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....

'Like a Rock!'" And gives a wink!

Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he
comes up with a name for his manhood...

Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims,"The name of my
willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer."

The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks,

"Why Secret?"

The cowboy says, "Because it's' STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE
FOR A WOMAN!

Marlin T · 03-05-2006, 01:28 AM

Bruce FLinch · 03-05-2006, 10:02 PM

Only kind of cowboy, I'd want to know

03-04-2006, 08:56 PM	#1
muley V.I.P. Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Far North Cal Posts: 276	Broke Back Tavern A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in; he realizes it's a gay bar. What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, " What's the name of your willy?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you Tell me the name of your Willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really satisfies.' " The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and Says with a smile, "TIMEX.." The thirsty cowboy asks,"Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, " 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!" A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because 'Quality is Job One'." Then he adds, "Have you Driven a Ford lately?" The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY..... 'Like a Rock!'" And gives a wink! Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood... Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims,"The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer." The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?" The cowboy says, "Because it's' STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN! __________________ I love the smell of Hoppe's #9 in the morning. -->

03-05-2006, 01:28 AM	#2
Marlin T Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: New Mexico Posts: 7,857	Re: Broke Back Tavern Attached Images __________________ "But the simple truth--born of experience--is that tyranny thrives best where government need not fear the wrath of an armed people." Judge Alex Kozinski - United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit It is the duty of the patriot to protect his country from its government. - Thomas Paine Did you read todays GOOD shooting? >>>KEEPANDBEARARMS.COM <<<

03-05-2006, 10:02 PM	#3
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: Broke Back Tavern Only kind of cowboy, I'd want to know __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.