top ten reasons men prefer guns to women, is this true - The Firearms Forum

jestor · 02-03-2010, 07:41 PM

#10 you can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month..

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

red14 · 02-03-2010, 07:46 PM

IF
I were to choose guns, those are good reasons.

jack404 · 02-03-2010, 08:13 PM

you folks sure do have a different world

here i think its a smart idea to include girls in your gun based activities

If i show a girly how to shoot i'm pretty much assured of a home cooked meal
and a invite to her home to eat it , some are married , some men shy , but a day at the range is a great ice breaker.

When i gave my Mrs her own Rifle , i wondered why i had never done it before for weeks

After she passed on i'd often be seen walking back to the housing estate near the barracks and there where a few divorcee's about always asking me to get a fresh bunny , dress it for them and drop it by, i wasn't much for chasin ladies for a while then and missed the hints , but was told later , a few watched me every morning walk out of the scrub with my rifle,

the last three ladies i have dated i met through shooting and all had a big interest to shooting especialy about my flintlocks

i cop a goodly amount of ribbing at times from the hipower rifle set until i out shoot them with my custom Brown Bess style flinter, and thank them for the opportunity to releive them of $20 or $50 in side bets and walk away

Girlies really like that i've realised

don't brag about guns or shootng, just shoot and take what comes

and if theres girls about when your shooting you'll have way more fun eh

so i'd choose both...

cheers

jack

navis128 · 02-04-2010, 07:44 PM

The "girlies" from here that matter, know their "fellers" are just having a good laugh...we do it too don't think our "fellers" don't catch razzin'

02-03-2010, 07:41 PM	#1
jestor V.I.P. Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Mississippi Posts: 129	top ten reasons men prefer guns to women, is this true #10 you can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4. Guns function normally every day of the month.. #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman..... #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN -->

02-03-2010, 07:46 PM	#2
red14 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N FLA Posts: 3,913	Re: top ten reasons men prefer guns to women, is this true IF I were to choose guns, those are good reasons. __________________ I never argue, I state my opinion, and support my position.

02-03-2010, 08:13 PM	#3
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	Re: top ten reasons men prefer guns to women, is this true you folks sure do have a different world here i think its a smart idea to include girls in your gun based activities If i show a girly how to shoot i'm pretty much assured of a home cooked meal and a invite to her home to eat it , some are married , some men shy , but a day at the range is a great ice breaker. When i gave my Mrs her own Rifle , i wondered why i had never done it before for weeks After she passed on i'd often be seen walking back to the housing estate near the barracks and there where a few divorcee's about always asking me to get a fresh bunny , dress it for them and drop it by, i wasn't much for chasin ladies for a while then and missed the hints , but was told later , a few watched me every morning walk out of the scrub with my rifle, the last three ladies i have dated i met through shooting and all had a big interest to shooting especialy about my flintlocks i cop a goodly amount of ribbing at times from the hipower rifle set until i out shoot them with my custom Brown Bess style flinter, and thank them for the opportunity to releive them of $20 or $50 in side bets and walk away Girlies really like that i've realised don't brag about guns or shootng, just shoot and take what comes and if theres girls about when your shooting you'll have way more fun eh so i'd choose both... cheers jack Last edited by jack404; 02-03-2010 at 08:22 PM..

02-04-2010, 07:44 PM	#4
navis128 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 1,392	Re: top ten reasons men prefer guns to women, is this true The "girlies" from here that matter, know their "fellers" are just having a good laugh...we do it too don't think our "fellers" don't catch razzin' __________________ A British general reported to London that the rebels, though untrained, had earned his respect: "Whoever looks upon them as an irregular mob will find himself much mistaken." "But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security." The Declaration of Independence