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Old 02-11-2006, 07:59 AM   #1
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Kung Chow called his boss and said: "Hey, boss I not come work today, I
really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, leg hurt, I not come work."

The boss says: "Kung Chow I really need you today. When I feel sick like
this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better
and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later Kung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel
great, I be at work soon. You got nice house."
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