Horse sense

armedandsafe
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(3/6/03 10:04:29 pm)
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All I Need to Know in Life I Learned From My Horse

1. When in doubt, run far, far away.
2. You can never have too many treats.
3. Passing gas in public is nothing to be ashamed of.
4. New shoes are an absolute necessity every 6 weeks.
5. Ignore cues. They're just a prompt to do more work.
6. Everyone loves a good, wet, slobbery kiss.
7. Never run when you can jog. Never jog when you can walk. And never walk when you can stand still.
8. Heaven is eating for at least 10 hours a day... and then sleeping the rest.
9. Eat plenty of roughage.
10. Great legs and a nice rear will get you anywhere. Big, brown eyes help too.
11. When you want your way, stomp hard on the nearest foot.
12. In times of crisis, take a poop.
13. Act dumb when faced with a task you don't want to do.
14. Follow the herd. That way, you can't be singled out to take the blame.
15. A swift kick in the butt will get anyone's attention.
16. Love those who love you back, especially if they have something good to eat.


(#12 is my favorite... )

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SouthernMoss
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Hehehehehe!!!!


1952Sniper
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I like!!!!!!!! I'm going to have to pass this on to all my horse friends.

#12 is my favorite too. But #3 is a good one too. "Normal" people are always shocked when my horses toot in public.

One more thing to add to the list: biting your partner's neck during sex is a good way to hold her still.
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Snipe duz that biting thingy reely werk???

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Works for me anyway!!!!!!
Macht kaputt, was euch kaputt macht!

Dinkydo
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(3/8/03 8:10:02 pm)
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One of our mares tooted as she came into the barn tonight.

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LOL I got a face-full today when I was brushing out my paint mare's tail. Several times.
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Dinkydo
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Better to hear a toot now and then, than nothing at all. Gotta keep them guts working.

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armedandsafe
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(3/9/03 11:46:37 am)
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I've not been around horses much, except for a couple of summers in the early '50s riding fence for a ranch in central Nevada (Ruby Valley.) I learned then that I'd rather walk. The horses prefered that I walk, too.


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