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Old 04-28-2006, 11:21 AM   #1
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Default How to Treat a Woman

How to treat a woman:

Wine her, Dine her.

Call her, Hold her.

Surprise her, Compliment her.

Smile at her, Listen to her.

Laugh with her, Cry with her.

Romance her.

Encourage her.

Believe in her.

Pray with her, Pray for her.

Cuddle with her.

Shop with her.

Give her jewelry.

Buy her flowers.

Hold her hand.

Write love letters to her.

Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.



How To Treat a Man:

Show up naked.

Bring chicken wings.

Don't block the TV
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Old 04-28-2006, 12:06 PM   #2
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I DUNNO, GF......

Dats purdy BBAAADDDD!!
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Old 04-28-2006, 01:26 PM   #3
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Its roll down the hill time!
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Old 04-28-2006, 01:49 PM   #4
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Old 04-28-2006, 10:32 PM   #5
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Old 04-29-2006, 04:54 PM   #6
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What man is gonna do that????
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Old 04-30-2006, 10:20 AM   #7
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What man is gonna do that????

Any, Good Man!
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Old 04-30-2006, 11:53 AM   #8
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Any, Good Man!
Sure, wolfie. In my dreams.
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Old 04-30-2006, 06:35 PM   #9
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oooh! Sounds like Firebird has a fantasy! Good Luck
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Old 04-30-2006, 06:49 PM   #10
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Actually, I have several...but what does that have to do with this??

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oooh! Sounds like Firebird has a fantasy! Good Luck
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