The Priest who could not lie

[Bruce FLinch]

The Priest who could not lie
> A distinguished looking young lady is on a flight returning from
> Switzerland. She finds herself seated next to a priest and asks"
>
> Excuse me father, may I ask a favor of you?"
>
> "Well of course Miss, what can I do for you?" he replies.
>
> "Here's the dilemma, I purchased for myself, a superbly
>sophisticated
> electronic hair remover. I paid a lot of money for it. I really
>went
> well over the limits set forth by Customs, and I fear they will
> confiscate it from me. Could you perhaps secret it through Customs
>for
> me under your robes?"
>
> "I certainly could my dear, only I must warn you I really am not
>ever
> able to tell lie..."
> "You have such an honest face father, surely they will never ask
>any
> questions of you," and with that she hands him the hair remover.
> After landing they proceed through Customs and it becomes the
>priest's
> turn in line.
>
> "Father, do you have anything to declare?" asks the Custom's
>officer.
> "From the top of my head to my waist I have nothing to declare my
>son."
>
> Finding this answer a little strange the custom's officer proceeds
>to
> ask, "And from the waist to the floor, what do you have to
>declare?"
>
> The father replies, "I have a marvelous little instrument destined
>to be
> used on a woman, but which has never yet been used..."
>
> Roaring with laughter the Custom's officer says, "Go right through
> Father.Next!"
>

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[Marlin]

I like that one!!!!!!!!!!!

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