The Wisdom of an Older Man - The Firearms Forum

Nighthawk · 08-01-2009, 07:32 PM

An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.

'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you just talk to me for a
couple of minutes?'

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of
course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?'

'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a beautiful woman like you, she
appears out of nowhere.'

artabr · 08-01-2009, 08:12 PM

Sad but true.

Art

kutaho · 08-02-2009, 12:51 AM

I've noticed for years that if a fine, fit young lady is in the vicinity
my wife is observing my gaze

and ifn i'm cought, i get threatened with super glue and the phrase
"ya gotta sleep sometime".

and then there's the Louisville

Shes sweet, but (shiver) don't mess with what she thinks
is right. I guess that's why i married her

dew38 · 08-02-2009, 05:15 PM

GOOD 1

Charlie the sniper · 08-04-2009, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kutaho

I've noticed for years that if a fine, fit young lady is in the vicinity
my wife is observing my gaze

and ifn i'm cought, i get threatened with super glue and the phrase
"ya gotta sleep sometime".

and then there's the Louisville

Shes sweet, but (shiver) don't mess with what she thinks
is right. I guess that's why i married her

I have posted this somewhere else, but after reading this post.
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-st...s-1767075.html

dew38 · 08-04-2009, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlie the sniper

I have posted this somewhere else, but after reading this post.
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-st...s-1767075.html

OUCH

08-01-2009, 07:32 PM	#1
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	The Wisdom of an Older Man An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall. 'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you just talk to me for a couple of minutes?' The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?' 'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a beautiful woman like you, she appears out of nowhere.' __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member -->

08-01-2009, 08:12 PM	#2
artabr Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: New Iberia, Louisiana Contributor Posts: 7,859	Re: The Wisdom of an Older Man Sad but true. Art __________________ God and the soldier we like adore, In times of trouble, not before. When troubles ended and all things righted, God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted. Francis Quarles 1592 - 1644 __________________ When asked for my race, I answer CauCajun. Hope is not a plan, and not all change is good. The resistance is here; the resistance is now. RESIST! These hands are neither cold nor are they dead!!

08-02-2009, 12:51 AM	#3
kutaho Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Peoples Republic of the Pacific Northwest Posts: 1,852	Re: The Wisdom of an Older Man I've noticed for years that if a fine, fit young lady is in the vicinity my wife is observing my gaze and ifn i'm cought, i get threatened with super glue and the phrase "ya gotta sleep sometime". and then there's the Louisville Shes sweet, but (shiver) don't mess with what she thinks is right. I guess that's why i married her __________________ No man stands in the same river twice If all else fails grab a rock Mi Taku oyasin

08-02-2009, 05:15 PM	#4
dew38 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: chatsworth ga. Posts: 109	Re: The Wisdom of an Older Man GOOD 1 __________________ HOW BOUT THEM DAWGS