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Old 08-01-2009, 07:32 PM   #1
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Wink The Wisdom of an Older Man

An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.

'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you just talk to me for a
couple of minutes?'

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of
course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?'

'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a beautiful woman like you, she
appears out of nowhere.'
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Old 08-01-2009, 08:12 PM   #2
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Sad but true.



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Old 08-02-2009, 12:51 AM   #3
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I've noticed for years that if a fine, fit young lady is in the vicinity
my wife is observing my gaze
and ifn i'm cought, i get threatened with super glue and the phrase
"ya gotta sleep sometime".
and then there's the Louisville
Shes sweet, but (shiver) don't mess with what she thinks
is right. I guess that's why i married her
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Old 08-02-2009, 05:15 PM   #4
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GOOD 1
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Old 08-04-2009, 09:26 AM   #5
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I've noticed for years that if a fine, fit young lady is in the vicinity
my wife is observing my gaze
and ifn i'm cought, i get threatened with super glue and the phrase
"ya gotta sleep sometime".
and then there's the Louisville
Shes sweet, but (shiver) don't mess with what she thinks
is right. I guess that's why i married her
I have posted this somewhere else, but after reading this post.
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-st...s-1767075.html
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Old 08-04-2009, 04:56 PM   #6
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I have posted this somewhere else, but after reading this post.
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-st...s-1767075.html
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