Whaling.... - The Firearms Forum

Gunfyter · 04-19-2006, 10:38 AM

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan
when they noticed a whaling ship.

The male whale recognized it as the same ship
that had harpooned his father many years earlier.

He said to the female whale,
"Lets both swim under the ship and
blow out of our air holes at the same time
and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink."

They tried it and sure enough,
the ship turned over and quickly sank.

Soon however, the whales realized that
the sailors had jumped overboard
and were swimming to the safety of shore.

The male was enraged that they
were going to get away and told the female,

"Let's swim after them
and gobble them up before they reach the shore."

At this point, he realized the
female was becoming reluctant to follow him.

Look", she said,

"I went along with the blow job,
but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."

inplanotx · 04-19-2006, 10:40 AM

Oy Vey!

Marlin · 04-19-2006, 11:53 AM

MMMAAAALLLLL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

C' est trés MAL!!!!!!!!!!!

southernshooter · 04-19-2006, 09:38 PM

LOL

04-19-2006, 10:38 AM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Whaling.... A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized that the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. Look", she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen." __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work -->

04-19-2006, 10:40 AM	#2
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: Whaling.... Oy Vey! __________________

04-19-2006, 11:53 AM	#3
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Whaling.... *MMMAAAALLLLL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* *C' est trés MAL!!!!!!!!!!!* __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

04-19-2006, 09:38 PM	#4
southernshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Deep South Mississippi Posts: 5,943	Re: Whaling.... LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL __________________ Only you can see this