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ibtrukn · 04-23-2003, 09:13 AM

The high school coaches in St. Landry Parish Louisiana went to a
coaches retreat.

To save money they had to room together. No one wanted to
room with coach Boudreaux because he snores so bad. They decide it's not fair to make one of dem stay wit him the whole time so they vote to take turns.

Coach Fontenot sleeps wit him and he come to breakfast next morning hair a mess, eyes all blood shot. They say, "Man, what happen to you?"

He say, "Man, that Boudreaux snore so loud, I watch him all night."

Next night coach Guidrys turn. In the morning, same thing - hair
all standing up, eyes all blood shot. They say, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"

He say, "Man, no, that Boudreaux shake the roof. I watched him all night."

Third night, coach Doucet turn. Next morning he come to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning you all."

They can't believe! They say, "Man, what happened?"
He say, "Well, we get ready for bed. I go and tuck Boudreaux into
bed and kiss him good night. He watch me all night long."

pickenup · 04-24-2003, 12:17 AM

Yup I would have watched him too. Good one.

crazyboy23 · 04-24-2003, 09:06 AM

Good one, I would have watched him to. It reminds me of a story. About 2 years ago some friends of mine went to a shoot in San Antonio. I taged along even though I was not shooting. There was three of them so I shared a room with one of them. The two guys in the other room are good friends and they have been for many years. One is named Forrest and the other Steve. Well it was about 15 degrees out side and Forrest had been eating egg burritos all day. So as you can guess he had those awful sulfer farts. Our room was right next to theirs. About 1:00 A.M we heard Steve tell Forrest that if he Farts again that he is going to shoot him. Well about 15 minutes later we heard him chamber a round in his Glock, about this time we heard the sound of someone running for the door. Then a knock on our door. It was Forrest, he said that Steve was going to shoot him. Well to this day Steve says he was going to shoot him. It turns out that they could not open a door or window so the whole room smelled like egg farts. Forrest stayed in our room, with the air recycler turned on. He slept on the floor by the bath room. They are still friends but now Forrest goes out side to fart, and he makes sure Steves Glock is unloaded before they share a room.

Gunfyter · 04-24-2003, 01:37 PM

ROTFLMAO

04-23-2003, 09:13 AM	#1
ibtrukn Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: central N.J. Posts: 4,335	More Boudreux The high school coaches in St. Landry Parish Louisiana went to a coaches retreat. To save money they had to room together. No one wanted to room with coach Boudreaux because he snores so bad. They decide it's not fair to make one of dem stay wit him the whole time so they vote to take turns. Coach Fontenot sleeps wit him and he come to breakfast next morning hair a mess, eyes all blood shot. They say, "Man, what happen to you?" He say, "Man, that Boudreaux snore so loud, I watch him all night." Next night coach Guidrys turn. In the morning, same thing - hair all standing up, eyes all blood shot. They say, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He say, "Man, no, that Boudreaux shake the roof. I watched him all night." Third night, coach Doucet turn. Next morning he come to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning you all." They can't believe! They say, "Man, what happened?" He say, "Well, we get ready for bed. I go and tuck Boudreaux into bed and kiss him good night. He watch me all night long." -->

04-24-2003, 12:17 AM	#2
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,838	Yup I would have watched him too. Good one. __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine

04-24-2003, 01:37 PM	#4
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	ROTFLMAO __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work

04-24-2003, 09:06 AM	#3
crazyboy23 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 137	Good one, I would have watched him to. It reminds me of a story. About 2 years ago some friends of mine went to a shoot in San Antonio. I taged along even though I was not shooting. There was three of them so I shared a room with one of them. The two guys in the other room are good friends and they have been for many years. One is named Forrest and the other Steve. Well it was about 15 degrees out side and Forrest had been eating egg burritos all day. So as you can guess he had those awful sulfer farts. Our room was right next to theirs. About 1:00 A.M we heard Steve tell Forrest that if he Farts again that he is going to shoot him. Well about 15 minutes later we heard him chamber a round in his Glock, about this time we heard the sound of someone running for the door. Then a knock on our door. It was Forrest, he said that Steve was going to shoot him. Well to this day Steve says he was going to shoot him. It turns out that they could not open a door or window so the whole room smelled like egg farts. Forrest stayed in our room, with the air recycler turned on. He slept on the floor by the bath room. They are still friends but now Forrest goes out side to fart, and he makes sure Steves Glock is unloaded before they share a room.