SUBSTITUTE SOMEONE YOU KNOW!!!!
These people vote too!
The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention so he asked
one of his employees, Jenkins, to write him a punchy, 20-minute
speech. When the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious.
"What's the idea of writing me an hour-long speech?", he
demanded. "Half the audience walked out before I finished."
Jenkins was baffled. "I wrote you a 20-minute speech," he
replied. "I also gave you the two extra copies you asked for."