Yet another blond joke - The Firearms Forum

Mesen · 02-13-2006, 07:18 PM

Amy, a blonde Texas girl from the city, marries a Texas rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?"

The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along a long row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one . . . right here."
Terribly impressed by what he assumed was just another ditzy blond, the man asks, "How did you know this is the cow to be bred?" "That's simple -- by the nail over its stall," Amy explains.

Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?" As she walks away, she turns her head back over her shoulder & says to the man ... "I guess it's to hang your pants on."

see ya
Bree

SouthernMoss · 02-14-2006, 10:14 AM

inplanotx · 02-14-2006, 11:09 AM

Gunfyter · 02-14-2006, 01:41 PM

Always pickin' on us blondes. It's worth

Deputy Dawg · 02-14-2006, 10:01 PM

Marlin · 02-14-2006, 11:00 PM

FUNNY ! ! ! !

02-13-2006, 07:18 PM	#1
Mesen Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: BFE,mo Posts: 1,229	Yet another blond joke Amy, a blonde Texas girl from the city, marries a Texas rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?" The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along a long row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one . . . right here." Terribly impressed by what he assumed was just another ditzy blond, the man asks, "How did you know this is the cow to be bred?" "That's simple -- by the nail over its stall," Amy explains. Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?" As she walks away, she turns her head back over her shoulder & says to the man ... "I guess it's to hang your pants on." see ya Bree __________________ Leading the way for freedom, our veterans will not be forgotten! www.ladiesauxvfw.com -->

02-14-2006, 10:14 AM	#2
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Re: Yet another blond joke __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony

02-14-2006, 11:09 AM	#3
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: Yet another blond joke __________________

02-14-2006, 01:41 PM	#4
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Re: Yet another blond joke Always pickin' on us blondes. It's worth __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work

02-14-2006, 10:01 PM	#5
Deputy Dawg Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Central Texas Gulf Coast Posts: 2,234	Re: Yet another blond joke __________________ LOCK and LOAD................................... GOD, GUNS,GUTS the three that keep us FREE!!!!

02-14-2006, 11:00 PM	#6
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: Yet another blond joke FUNNY ! ! ! ! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*