And that's the Truth! - The Firearms Forum

berto64 · 10-19-2006, 06:38 PM

And that's the truth!!!

10 Truths Black and Hispanic people know but white people won't admit

1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

10 Truths White and Black People know but Hispanic people won't
admit

1. Hickeys are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food not a pet or a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. 10 people to a car are considered too many.
7. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion
statement.
9. Mami & Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every
person in your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.

10 Truths White and Hispanic people know but black people won't
admit

1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth shouldn't be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. Red is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your
car.

Red Neck64 · 10-19-2006, 06:53 PM

Well I can see at a glance your not a Politically Correct person.

berto64 · 10-19-2006, 09:13 PM

Nosir, And I haven't forgotten that Fonda Witch either. May she burn in hell.

Marlin · 10-19-2006, 09:15 PM

Delighted to see the truth in print, Berto.

Thanks for posting this.

Marlin T · 10-19-2006, 11:40 PM

Good one, thanks!

Nighthawk · 10-20-2006, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marlin

Delighted to see the truth in print, Berto.

Thanks for posting this.

ditto

inplanotx · 10-20-2006, 08:36 AM

An da trut do come out!

Ursus · 10-20-2006, 12:24 PM

As a white hispanic my comments are:

10-19-2006, 06:38 PM	#1
berto64 VMBB Admin Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Owyhee County, Idaho Contributor Posts: 7,394	And that's the Truth! And that's the truth!!! 10 Truths Black and Hispanic people know but white people won't admit 1. Elvis is dead. 2. Jesus was not white. 3. Rap music is here to stay. 4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. 5. Skinny does not equal sexy. 6. Thomas Jefferson had black children. 7. A 5 year old is too big for a stroller. 8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5. 9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line. 10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal. 10 Truths White and Black People know but Hispanic people won't admit 1. Hickeys are not attractive. 2. Chicken is food not a pet or a roommate. 3. Jesus is not a name for your son. 4. Your country flag is not a car decoration. 5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter. 6. 10 people to a car are considered too many. 7. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies. 8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement. 9. Mami & Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family. 10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal. 10 Truths White and Hispanic people know but black people won't admit 1. O.J. did it. 2. Tupac is dead. 3. Teeth shouldn't be decorated. 4. Weddings should start on time. 5. Your pastor doesn't know everything. 6. Jesse Jackson will never be President. 7. Red is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color. 8. Church does not require expensive clothes. 9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away. 10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car. __________________ Be who you are & say what you will, Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter. I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God. -->

10-19-2006, 06:53 PM	#2
Red Neck64 Former Guest Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: North N.Y.STATE Posts: 330	Re: And that's the Truth! Well I can see at a glance your not a Politically Correct person.

10-19-2006, 09:13 PM	#3
berto64 VMBB Admin Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Owyhee County, Idaho Contributor Posts: 7,394	Re: And that's the Truth! Nosir, And I haven't forgotten that Fonda Witch either. May she burn in hell. __________________ Be who you are & say what you will, Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter. I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God.

10-19-2006, 09:15 PM	#4
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: And that's the Truth! Delighted to see the truth in print, Berto. Thanks for posting this. __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

10-19-2006, 11:40 PM	#5
Marlin T Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: New Mexico Posts: 7,857	Re: And that's the Truth! Good one, thanks! __________________ "But the simple truth--born of experience--is that tyranny thrives best where government need not fear the wrath of an armed people." Judge Alex Kozinski - United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit It is the duty of the patriot to protect his country from its government. - Thomas Paine Did you read todays GOOD shooting? >>>KEEPANDBEARARMS.COM <<<

10-20-2006, 08:36 AM	#7
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: And that's the Truth! An da trut do come out! __________________

10-20-2006, 12:24 PM	#8
Ursus Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: El Salvador, Central America. Posts: 1,030	Re: And that's the Truth! As a white hispanic my comments are: __________________ SI VIS PACEM, PARABELLUM.