Warning, Bad Joke - The Firearms Forum

artabr · 08-01-2009, 07:05 PM

I just received this in an e-mail. It's not my fault, really.

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A guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman's b**bs and splashes all over them. The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her b**bs.

Each time the guy calls for another beer this happens. So after his third beer, he decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hit her b**bs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts and she decks him!

He is laying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady... Why do you let the bartender do it?'

'Duh,' says the blonde, 'He has a licker license'

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Art

Nighthawk · 08-01-2009, 08:37 PM

GROOOAAAN

pinecone70 · 08-01-2009, 09:01 PM

PharmrJohn · 08-01-2009, 10:01 PM

Hellooooo.......it's spelled liquor. Jeez.

kbolt · 08-01-2009, 10:26 PM

I was in a bar that had a big sign that said " liquor in the front and poker in the back" I thought that was pretty funny

08-01-2009, 07:05 PM	#1
artabr Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: New Iberia, Louisiana Contributor Posts: 7,859	Warning, Bad Joke I just received this in an e-mail. It's not my fault, really. ______________________________ A guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman's bbs and splashes all over them. The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her bbs. Each time the guy calls for another beer this happens. So after his third beer, he decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hit her bbs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts and she decks him! He is laying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady... Why do you let the bartender do it?' 'Duh,' says the blonde, 'He has a licker license' ______________________________ Art __________________ God and the soldier we like adore, In times of trouble, not before. When troubles ended and all things righted, God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted. Francis Quarles 1592 - 1644 __________________ When asked for my race, I answer CauCajun. Hope is not a plan, and not all change is good. The resistance is here; the resistance is now. RESIST!** These hands are neither cold nor are they dead!! -->

08-01-2009, 08:37 PM	#2
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: Warning, Bad Joke GROOOAAAN __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member

08-01-2009, 09:01 PM	#3
pinecone70 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Minnesota Gal! Posts: 4,730	Re: Warning, Bad Joke __________________ _____________________________________________ "Miss Scarlet, in the library...with a revolver...."

08-01-2009, 10:01 PM	#4
PharmrJohn Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Western Washington Posts: 975	Re: Warning, Bad Joke Hellooooo.......it's spelled liquor. Jeez.

08-01-2009, 10:26 PM	#5
kbolt Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 9	Re: Warning, Bad Joke I was in a bar that had a big sign that said " liquor in the front and poker in the back" I thought that was pretty funny