Now thats a buck! - The Firearms Forum

cycloneman · 10-11-2010, 06:36 PM

Here's a picture of the new world record whitetail. It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker's sister's, uncle's, best friend's, son-in-law's, niece's hairdresser's, neighbor's ex-boyfriend's oldest nephew. Reportedly it will score 2603-1/8 by B&C standard and was shot in West Texas on a really windy day, 85 degrees downhill, around a curve at 900 yards with a 22 mag. Supposedly, this deer had killed a Brahma bull, two Land Rovers and six Jehovah's Witnesses in the last two weeks alone. They said it was winning a fight with Bigfoot when it was shot. It had also been confirmed that the buck had been seen drinking discharge water from a nuclear power plant.

This has been checked on Snopes who confirmed it... Honest!!!

dons2346 · 10-11-2010, 11:01 PM

They lied! It must have been shot in east Texas. Those easterners like the heavy artillery.

Alpo · 10-12-2010, 08:54 AM

I was trying to think which would be the more likely outcome of a deer really having that rack (ie: not photoshopped).

His neck would be about 50 inches in diameter, to have enough muscle to carry around that weight.

The rack would have been found in the woods, caught in the brush, above the bones of the poor dearie deer that starved to death 'cause he couldn't unstick his rack from the bushes.

carver · 10-12-2010, 08:59 AM

You know that deer walked backwards everwhere it went, with it's head on the ground.

TomsXL#3 · 10-12-2010, 09:27 AM

My cat dragged in a Jehovah's Witness the other day. Must have finished the other one on the spot.

dons2346 · 10-12-2010, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by TomsXL#3

My cat dragged in a Jehovah's Witness the other day. Must have finished the other one on the spot.

3/2 STA SS · 10-15-2010, 03:48 PM

I have seen better photoshop jobs..pretty funny

10-11-2010, 06:36 PM	#1
cycloneman Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Louisiana Posts: 7,436	Now thats a buck! Here's a picture of the new world record whitetail. It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker's sister's, uncle's, best friend's, son-in-law's, niece's hairdresser's, neighbor's ex-boyfriend's oldest nephew. Reportedly it will score 2603-1/8 by B&C standard and was shot in West Texas on a really windy day, 85 degrees downhill, around a curve at 900 yards with a 22 mag. Supposedly, this deer had killed a Brahma bull, two Land Rovers and six Jehovah's Witnesses in the last two weeks alone. They said it was winning a fight with Bigfoot when it was shot. It had also been confirmed that the buck had been seen drinking discharge water from a nuclear power plant. This has been checked on Snopes who confirmed it... Honest!!! Attached Images __________________ Who are you going to serve today? -->

10-11-2010, 11:01 PM	#2
dons2346 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Move between WA and points south Contributor Posts: 1,431	Re: Now thats a buck! They lied! It must have been shot in east Texas. Those easterners like the heavy artillery. __________________ "A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks." --Thomas Jefferson, letter to Peter Carr, 1785

10-12-2010, 08:59 AM	#4
carver TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: DAV, Deep in the Pineywoods of East Texas, just west of Shreveport, LA Contributor Posts: 11,548	Re: Now thats a buck! You know that deer walked backwards everwhere it went, with it's head on the ground. __________________ Y'all be safe now, ya hear! Lamentations Chapter 5: 1. Remember, O LORD, what is come upon us: consider, and behold our reproach. 2. Our inheritance is turned to strangers, our houses to aliens. 3. We are orphans and fatherless, our mothers [are] as widows. 5. Our necks [are] under persecution: we labour, [and] have no rest. 16. The crown is fallen [from] our head: woe unto us, that we have sinned! 21. Turn thou us unto thee, O LORD, and we shall be turned; renew our days as of old.

10-12-2010, 09:27 AM	#5
TomsXL#3 Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Maine, USA Posts: 12	Re: Now thats a buck! My cat dragged in a Jehovah's Witness the other day. Must have finished the other one on the spot.

10-15-2010, 03:48 PM	#7
3/2 STA SS Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Tampa Bay Area, FL Posts: 1,454	Re: Now thats a buck! I have seen better photoshop jobs..pretty funny

10-12-2010, 08:54 AM	#3
Alpo Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: NW Florida Posts: 8,772	Re: Now thats a buck! I was trying to think which would be the more likely outcome of a deer really having that rack (ie: not photoshopped). His neck would be about 50 inches in diameter, to have enough muscle to carry around that weight. The rack would have been found in the woods, caught in the brush, above the bones of the poor dearie deer that starved to death 'cause he couldn't unstick his rack from the bushes. __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy, and taste good with catsup - George of Lod, Year of Our Lord 297 I always take precautions. Beware the Evil Bullet Fairies.