One for the ladies

Remf
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Posts: 206
(6/29/01 6:00:56 pm)
| Del All One for the ladies
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Dear Help Desk,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed that the new program began making unexpected
changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to
flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly
under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable
programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
avail.

Please help!
--Desperate


Dear Desperate,

Please keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment
package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try to enter the command: C I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME and then
install Tears 6.2.
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications:
Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can
cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5,
HappyHour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" WAV sound files. DO NOT
install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great
program, but it does have limited memory and cannot
learn new applications quickly.
Consider buying additional software to improve
performance.
I personally recommend
HotFood 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3


oneknight
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Posts: 1312
(6/29/01 6:38:46 pm)
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Yeah, uh, thanks for thinking of us! <>


Donna

homer4
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Posts: 1034
(6/29/01 7:28:15 pm)
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Want no parts of this one.
...and two hard boiled eggs.