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nffritos · 03-17-2010, 08:20 PM

Subject: FW: Irish Story

Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one looks at the other and says, 'I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland.
The other woman responds proudly, 'Yes, I sure am!'
The first one says, 'So am I! And where about in
Ireland are ya from?'
The other woman answers, 'I'm from Dublin, I am.'

The first one responds, 'So, am I!! And what
street did you live on in Dublin?'
The other woman says, 'A lovely little area. It was in
the west end. I lived on Warbury Street in the old central
part of town.'

The first one says, 'Faith, and it's a small world.
So did I! So did I! And what school did ya go to?'
The other woman answers, 'Well now, I went to Holy
Innocense, of course.'
The first one gets really excited and says, 'And so
did I! Tell me, what year did you graduate?'

The other woman answers, 'Well, now, let's see. I
graduated in 1964.'

The first woman exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be
smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same pub tonight! Can you believe
it? I graduated from Holy Innocense in 1964 me self!

About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down, and
orders a beer.
Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael shaking his
head and mutters, 'It's going to be a long night tonight.'

Michael asks, 'Why do you say that, Brian?'

Brian answers, 'The Murphy twins are drunk again.'

dianalv · 03-18-2010, 02:11 PM

Cute! Not heard that one before.

big steve · 03-18-2010, 02:12 PM

Marlin · 03-19-2010, 12:33 PM

Crpdeth · 03-20-2010, 08:43 AM

lol

Thanks Nffritos

red14 · 03-20-2010, 10:20 PM

God created whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the world!

Kieran McCaig · 03-20-2010, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by red14

God created whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the world!

You know it to be true..

red14 · 03-20-2010, 11:54 PM

It cannot be debated.

03-17-2010, 08:20 PM	#1
nffritos V.I.P. Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: reno Contributor Posts: 323	Irish Subject: FW: Irish Story Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one looks at the other and says, 'I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland. The other woman responds proudly, 'Yes, I sure am!' The first one says, 'So am I! And where about in Ireland are ya from?' The other woman answers, 'I'm from Dublin, I am.' The first one responds, 'So, am I!! And what street did you live on in Dublin?' The other woman says, 'A lovely little area. It was in the west end. I lived on Warbury Street in the old central part of town.' The first one says, 'Faith, and it's a small world. So did I! So did I! And what school did ya go to?' The other woman answers, 'Well now, I went to Holy Innocense, of course.' The first one gets really excited and says, 'And so did I! Tell me, what year did you graduate?' The other woman answers, 'Well, now, let's see. I graduated in 1964.' The first woman exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same pub tonight! Can you believe it? I graduated from Holy Innocense in 1964 me self! About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer. Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael shaking his head and mutters, 'It's going to be a long night tonight.' Michael asks, 'Why do you say that, Brian?' Brian answers, 'The Murphy twins are drunk again.' -->

03-18-2010, 02:11 PM	#2
dianalv Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada Posts: 1,160	Re: Irish Cute! Not heard that one before.

03-18-2010, 02:12 PM	#3
big steve Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 622	Re: Irish lol __________________ I HAVE GIVEN YOU A REPUBLC IF YOU CAN KEEP IT "Benjamin Franklin"

03-19-2010, 12:33 PM	#4
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: Irish __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

03-20-2010, 08:43 AM	#5
Crpdeth Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Location: Location Contributor Posts: 8,247	Re: Irish lol Thanks Nffritos __________________ Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly in us, but our emptiness. The hardest thing to hide is something that is not there. ~Eric Hoffer

03-20-2010, 10:20 PM	#6
red14 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N FLA Posts: 3,916	Re: Irish God created whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the world! __________________ I never argue, I state my opinion, and support my position.

03-20-2010, 11:54 PM	#8
red14 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N FLA Posts: 3,916	Re: Irish It cannot be debated. __________________ I never argue, I state my opinion, and support my position.