The Wish - The Firearms Forum

dons2346 · 09-10-2010, 10:37 PM

I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "I want to die after the Democrats get their heads out of their asses!"

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

Zane71464 · 09-10-2010, 10:48 PM

199er · 09-11-2010, 01:29 PM

'Thank you sir'............. 'may I have another'?

09-10-2010, 10:37 PM	#1
dons2346 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Move between WA and points south Contributor Posts: 1,415	The Wish I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!" "Fine," I said, "I want to die after the Democrats get their heads out of their asses!" "You crafty bastard," said the fairy. __________________ "A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks." --Thomas Jefferson, letter to Peter Carr, 1785 -->

09-10-2010, 10:48 PM	#2
Zane71464 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Ohio NRA Member Contributor Posts: 5,350	Re: The Wish __________________ Two Words; "Simple Man", song by Charlie Daniels sums up my thoughts on a "few things"!

09-11-2010, 01:29 PM	#3
199er Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Columbia SC Posts: 627	Re: The Wish 'Thank you sir'............. 'may I have another'?