This ritzy woman was walking Fifi, her prized
pampered poodle along the sidewalk one day when all of a sudden, this mangy old hound dog came out of nowhere and nailed little Fifi and was humping away as the woman was dancing and screaming, "Oh my little Fifi!"
This biker walks up and says, "I'll handle this, Lady." He licks his finger and sticks it up the hounds butt. The hound yelps and takes off. The biker says, "Lady, that was just ol' Blue, he can dish it out but he can't take it."