Another view of Creation

nighthawk
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(10/20/01 11:26:46 am)
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After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.

"So, how is everything going?" inquired God.

"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied, "the sun rises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just this one problem. It is these three breasts that you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging them on bushes,
theyare a real pain." reported Eve.

"That is a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at
this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."

And God reaches down, removes the middle breast and tosses it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed, and God once again visits Eve in the garden.

"Well Eve, how is my favorite creation?"

"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull, all the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right, how could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now lets see...where did I put that useless boob?"

Makes more sense than that business about the rib...

Sorry guys,,had to show a womans viewpoint for a change,,lol

Stan H ,, nighthawk


oneknight
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(10/20/01 11:59:18 am)
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C Y A NIGHTHAWK.......................good job...........lol!