How Dry is GA? - The Firearms Forum

Gabob · 11-02-2007, 08:46 AM

It's so dry in Georgia...

..the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling,

..the Methodists are using wet-wipes,

..the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks,

..and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water!

Now THAT's Dry!

358 winchester · 11-02-2007, 08:50 AM

Well Bob if you didn't keep all that water around in case you started a fire in the truck there would be more for the rest of GA.

Gabob · 11-02-2007, 10:44 AM

SouthernMoss · 11-02-2007, 07:26 PM

Blame the Texans, Gabob. They held on to the rain all year.

Pistolenschutze · 11-02-2007, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SouthernMoss

Blame the Texans, Gabob. They held on to the rain all year.

I bet Crpdeth would be willing to share some, SoMo.

A traveler became lost in Georgia. Realizing his only chance for survival was to find water, he began walking. Time passed, and he became thirsty. More time passed, and he began feeling faint. Reduced to crawling, he was on the verge of passing out when he spied a house about 500 meters in
front of him. Barely conscious, he reached the tent and called out,
"Water...".

A Georgian appeared in the door and replied sympathetically, "I am sorry, sir, but I have no water. However, would you like to buy a tie?" With this, he brandished a collection of exquisite silken neckwear.

"You fool," gasped the man. "I'm dying! I need water!"

"Well, sir," replied the Georgian, "If you really need water, there is
a restaurant about 2 kilometers south of here where you can get some."

Without knowing how, the man summoned sufficient strength to drag his parched body the distance to the restaurant. With his last ounce of strength he tugged at the door of the restaurant and collapsed.

The restaurateur, dressed in a costly tuxedo, appeared at the door
and enquired, "May I help you sir?"

"Water..." was the feeble reply.

"Oh, sir," replied the restaurateur, "I'm sorry, but you can't come in here without a tie!"

11-02-2007, 08:46 AM	#1
Gabob Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: SW GA CSA Posts: 1,161	How Dry is GA? It's so dry in Georgia... ..the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, ..the Methodists are using wet-wipes, ..the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, ..and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water! Now THAT's Dry! __________________ NRA Endowment Member Keep Your Powder Dry -->

11-02-2007, 08:50 AM	#2
358 winchester TFF Admin Staff Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Pensacola Fl. area Posts: 7,335	Re: How Dry is GA? Well Bob if you didn't keep all that water around in case you started a fire in the truck there would be more for the rest of GA. __________________ Administrator & Owner RangeDay.com Proud, White, Heterosexual, Gun Owning, Southern American, Christian. Any question about where I stand?

11-02-2007, 10:44 AM	#3
Gabob Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: SW GA CSA Posts: 1,161	Re: How Dry is GA? __________________ NRA Endowment Member Keep Your Powder Dry

11-02-2007, 07:26 PM	#4
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Re: How Dry is GA? Blame the Texans, Gabob. They held on to the rain all year. __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony