Grandma's explanation - The Firearms Forum

lead · 04-22-2006, 05:37 AM

Billy was over at Grandma's house to visit, and as usual, got together with some of the other kids in the neighborhood to play. Some of them were older then Billy, but Grandma kept an eye on them and only worried a little.
About lunch time Billy came in for a quick bite to eat and asked Grandma a question. "What do you call it when two people sleep together in the same room, you know, one on top of the other, all night?"
Grandma stuttered and stumbled over that one and finally came out with, "Do you mean "intercourse"?" "I guess so," Billy answered. He finished his lunch and left.
Grandma worried about this alot and noticed Billy coming back pretty quickly from his friends house.
"Grandma, that word I asked about is "bunkbed", and Jimmy's mom wants to have a word with you."

inplanotx · 04-22-2006, 08:31 AM

Marlin · 04-22-2006, 10:33 AM

pickenup · 04-22-2006, 12:48 PM

Deputy Dawg · 04-22-2006, 01:37 PM

meandmy45s · 04-22-2006, 04:34 PM

Nice

wolfgang2000 · 04-22-2006, 07:46 PM

southernshooter · 04-22-2006, 09:39 PM

Thats funny right their

358 winchester · 04-23-2006, 06:04 AM

That was funny

Bruce FLinch · 04-23-2006, 10:45 PM

WHat's a Granny to think?

04-22-2006, 05:37 AM	#1
lead Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Missouri Posts: 1,522	Grandma's explanation Billy was over at Grandma's house to visit, and as usual, got together with some of the other kids in the neighborhood to play. Some of them were older then Billy, but Grandma kept an eye on them and only worried a little. About lunch time Billy came in for a quick bite to eat and asked Grandma a question. "What do you call it when two people sleep together in the same room, you know, one on top of the other, all night?" Grandma stuttered and stumbled over that one and finally came out with, "Do you mean "intercourse"?" "I guess so," Billy answered. He finished his lunch and left. Grandma worried about this alot and noticed Billy coming back pretty quickly from his friends house. "Grandma, that word I asked about is "bunkbed", and Jimmy's mom wants to have a word with you." __________________ The best things in life, are not things. -->

04-22-2006, 08:31 AM	#2
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: Grandma's explanation __________________

04-22-2006, 10:33 AM	#3
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: Grandma's explanation __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

04-22-2006, 12:48 PM	#4
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,841	Re: Grandma's explanation __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine

04-22-2006, 01:37 PM	#5
Deputy Dawg Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Central Texas Gulf Coast Posts: 2,234	Re: Grandma's explanation __________________ LOCK and LOAD................................... GOD, GUNS,GUTS the three that keep us FREE!!!!

04-22-2006, 04:34 PM	#6
meandmy45s V.I.P. Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 94	Re: Grandma's explanation Nice

04-22-2006, 07:46 PM	#7
wolfgang2000 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Mountain Grove MO. Posts: 542	Re: Grandma's explanation __________________ Guns are like Jello, there is always room for more!

04-22-2006, 09:39 PM	#8
southernshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Deep South Mississippi Posts: 5,943	Re: Grandma's explanation Thats funny right their __________________ Only you can see this

04-23-2006, 06:04 AM	#9
358 winchester TFF Admin Staff Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Pensacola Fl. area Posts: 7,335	Re: Grandma's explanation That was funny __________________ Administrator & Owner RangeDay.com Proud, White, Heterosexual, Gun Owning, Southern American, Christian. Any question about where I stand?

04-23-2006, 10:45 PM	#10
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: Grandma's explanation WHat's a Granny to think? __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.