Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden - The Firearms Forum

Mithrandir · 06-02-2005, 01:44 PM

(Stolen from another site.... too good to pass up)

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.

He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you,she will cook for you,and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you." "She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you!" "She will bear your children ...and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them." "She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

Of course, the rest is history

out...

SouthernMoss · 06-02-2005, 02:31 PM

Marlin · 06-02-2005, 03:45 PM

rooter · 06-05-2005, 03:45 PM

I read this post to the little woman, with all the empathsis on the needed spots, to really make a point. At the end of the story I was giggling and she remarked caustically, "is that supposed to be funny". I went slinking off to my workshop to be alone, and if I really felt in the mood, make a wooden woman and tell her the story of woman come to pass. Chief

Marlin · 06-05-2005, 06:31 PM

You live dangerously, don't you, Chief!!!!!

06-02-2005, 01:44 PM	#1
Mithrandir Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Durango Colorado, the right knee-pit of Colorado Posts: 822	Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden (Stolen from another site.... too good to pass up) Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you,she will cook for you,and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you." "She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you!" "She will bear your children ...and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them." "She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it." Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?" God replied, "An arm and a leg." Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?" Of course, the rest is history out... __________________ Esse Quam Vidiri -->

06-02-2005, 02:31 PM	#2
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Re: Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony

06-02-2005, 03:45 PM	#3
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden Attached Images __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

06-05-2005, 03:45 PM	#4
rooter VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Marty Robbins old hometown, Glendale Arizona--a suburb of Phoenix. Contributor Posts: 9,341	Re: Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden I read this post to the little woman, with all the empathsis on the needed spots, to really make a point. At the end of the story I was giggling and she remarked caustically, "is that supposed to be funny". I went slinking off to my workshop to be alone, and if I really felt in the mood, make a wooden woman and tell her the story of woman come to pass. Chief __________________

06-05-2005, 06:31 PM	#5
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden You live dangerously, don't you, Chief!!!!! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*