how many blond jokes are there - The Firearms Forum

kutaho · 06-01-2009, 12:06 PM

Three.....the rest are true

Claude Clay · 06-01-2009, 02:48 PM

is one of them how to drown a blond?

throw a scratch-n-sniff in the pool

Tony22-250 · 06-02-2009, 02:29 AM

how do you get a blond with one arm out of a tree?

Wave!

Tony22-250 · 06-02-2009, 02:33 AM

what about this one?

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''

JUNKKING · 06-02-2009, 04:04 AM

A Blonde buys a cell hone and was at the mall her husband called her she replied how did you know I was here.

Two Blondes walk into a building, You'd think one of them would have seen it!

carver · 06-02-2009, 09:52 AM

How can you tell if a blond has been using your computer?

By the whiteout on the screen.

06-01-2009, 12:06 PM	#1
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06-01-2009, 02:48 PM	#2
Claude Clay V.I.P. Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Central CT Posts: 451	Re: how many blond jokes are there is one of them how to drown a blond? throw a scratch-n-sniff in the pool

06-02-2009, 02:29 AM	#3
Tony22-250 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Snellville, GA Posts: 1,146	Re: how many blond jokes are there how do you get a blond with one arm out of a tree? Wave! __________________ Bullets change governments far surer than votes. The most powerful weapon you can buy isn't a .50 caliber. It's a Senate Seat.... "When injustice becomes law, then resistance becomes duty." Thomas Jefferson

06-02-2009, 02:33 AM	#4
Tony22-250 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Snellville, GA Posts: 1,146	Re: how many blond jokes are there what about this one? A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!'' The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!'' __________________ Bullets change governments far surer than votes. The most powerful weapon you can buy isn't a .50 caliber. It's a Senate Seat.... "When injustice becomes law, then resistance becomes duty." Thomas Jefferson

06-02-2009, 04:04 AM	#5
JUNKKING Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Just East of Pittsburgh PA Contributor Posts: 1,817	Re: how many blond jokes are there A Blonde buys a cell hone and was at the mall her husband called her she replied how did you know I was here. Two Blondes walk into a building, You'd think one of them would have seen it! __________________ Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every now and again!

06-02-2009, 09:52 AM	#6
carver TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: DAV, Deep in the Pineywoods of East Texas, just west of Shreveport, LA Contributor Posts: 11,552	Re: how many blond jokes are there How can you tell if a blond has been using your computer? By the whiteout on the screen. __________________ Y'all be safe now, ya hear! Lamentations Chapter 5: 1. Remember, O LORD, what is come upon us: consider, and behold our reproach. 2. Our inheritance is turned to strangers, our houses to aliens. 3. We are orphans and fatherless, our mothers [are] as widows. 5. Our necks [are] under persecution: we labour, [and] have no rest. 16. The crown is fallen [from] our head: woe unto us, that we have sinned! 21. Turn thou us unto thee, O LORD, and we shall be turned; renew our days as of old.