The thrifty wife - The Firearms Forum

lead · 03-24-2006, 05:36 AM

A young couple married and went on a nice honeymoon. As they settled in to their room for their first romantic night together, the husband lead his new bride to the bedroom. Before anything could get started, the bride said, "Give me $20." Not wanting to deny his new wife anything, he did.
As the years went by this continued everytime they made love. As soon as the husband got "romantic", his bride asked for $20. He assumed it was her way of getting the money she needed for clothes and anything else she needed.
One day the husband came home drunk. He was in an obvious state of anger and confusion. When his bride asked what was wrong, he sat down and said, "Our company has downsized and the boss let me go. None of us saw it coming. I'm 59 years old, there's no way I'll be able to find a job that will take care of our lifestyle like I've had. Were financially ruined!"
She calmly patted his hand, went to her purse and got out her bankbook. "For these past 30 years, I've been putting away that $20 dollars you've given me, and invested all of it. See what I've done with it."
He looked at the bankbook and saw it had a total of one and a half million dollars in it! He was amazed. "My Lord, if I'd known you were doing that I would have given you all my business!"
Then she shot him.
Alcohol and honesty just don't mix.

Deputy Dawg · 03-24-2006, 08:54 AM

inplanotx · 03-24-2006, 08:55 AM

Marlin · 03-24-2006, 09:28 AM

BAD!!!!

Very,very BBAAADDDD !!!!!!

southernshooter · 03-25-2006, 01:08 AM

ALCOHOL natures truth serum

03-24-2006, 05:36 AM	#1
lead Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Missouri Posts: 1,522	The thrifty wife A young couple married and went on a nice honeymoon. As they settled in to their room for their first romantic night together, the husband lead his new bride to the bedroom. Before anything could get started, the bride said, "Give me $20." Not wanting to deny his new wife anything, he did. As the years went by this continued everytime they made love. As soon as the husband got "romantic", his bride asked for $20. He assumed it was her way of getting the money she needed for clothes and anything else she needed. One day the husband came home drunk. He was in an obvious state of anger and confusion. When his bride asked what was wrong, he sat down and said, "Our company has downsized and the boss let me go. None of us saw it coming. I'm 59 years old, there's no way I'll be able to find a job that will take care of our lifestyle like I've had. Were financially ruined!" She calmly patted his hand, went to her purse and got out her bankbook. "For these past 30 years, I've been putting away that $20 dollars you've given me, and invested all of it. See what I've done with it." He looked at the bankbook and saw it had a total of one and a half million dollars in it! He was amazed. "My Lord, if I'd known you were doing that I would have given you all my business!" Then she shot him. Alcohol and honesty just don't mix. __________________ The best things in life, are not things. -->

03-24-2006, 08:54 AM	#2
Deputy Dawg Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Central Texas Gulf Coast Posts: 2,235	Re: The thrifty wife __________________ LOCK and LOAD................................... GOD, GUNS,GUTS the three that keep us FREE!!!!

03-24-2006, 08:55 AM	#3
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: The thrifty wife __________________

03-24-2006, 09:28 AM	#4
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: The thrifty wife *BAD!!!!* *Very,very BBAAADDDD !!!!!!* __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

03-25-2006, 01:08 AM	#5
southernshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Deep South Mississippi Posts: 5,943	Re: The thrifty wife ALCOHOL natures truth serum __________________ Only you can see this