New Texas Sheriff - The Firearms Forum

dons2346 · 04-30-2010, 06:17 PM

A young Texan grew up wanting to be a law man. He grew up big, 6' 2'', and strong as a longhorn and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally became of age he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.

After a big mess of tests and interviews the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.

The Chief Deputy says: "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good. But we have what you call an 'attitude suitability test' that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot:

Six politicians,

Six illegal aliens,

Six lawyers,

Six meth dealers,

Six Muslim extremists,

And a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude," says the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"

Insulation Tim · 05-01-2010, 07:19 AM

carver · 05-01-2010, 08:54 AM

Poor rabit, he ain't done nothin'!

Trouble 45-70 · 05-01-2010, 08:59 AM

That tale kind of grows on you.

We need more Sheriffs offices like this. Starting with D.C., in the belly of the beast.

Could probably make his quota from the front door step and not have to burn any gas.

blackcat_attilio · 05-01-2010, 09:10 AM

dianalv · 05-01-2010, 12:33 PM

Wabbit stew.....

04-30-2010, 06:17 PM	#1
dons2346 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Move between WA and points south Contributor Posts: 1,431	New Texas Sheriff A young Texan grew up wanting to be a law man. He grew up big, 6' 2'', and strong as a longhorn and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally became of age he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department. After a big mess of tests and interviews the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview. The Chief Deputy says: "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good. But we have what you call an 'attitude suitability test' that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son." Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot: Six politicians, Six illegal aliens, Six lawyers, Six meth dealers, Six Muslim extremists, And a rabbit." "Why the rabbit?" "Great attitude," says the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?" __________________ "A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks." --Thomas Jefferson, letter to Peter Carr, 1785 -->

05-01-2010, 07:19 AM	#2
Insulation Tim Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Ohio Contributor Posts: 2,315	Re: New Texas Sheriff __________________ Tim *"Remember the Ark was built by amateurs....Professionals built the Titanic"*

05-01-2010, 08:54 AM	#3
carver TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: DAV, Deep in the Pineywoods of East Texas, just west of Shreveport, LA Contributor Posts: 11,550	Re: New Texas Sheriff Poor rabit, he ain't done nothin'! __________________ Y'all be safe now, ya hear! Lamentations Chapter 5: 1. Remember, O LORD, what is come upon us: consider, and behold our reproach. 2. Our inheritance is turned to strangers, our houses to aliens. 3. We are orphans and fatherless, our mothers [are] as widows. 5. Our necks [are] under persecution: we labour, [and] have no rest. 16. The crown is fallen [from] our head: woe unto us, that we have sinned! 21. Turn thou us unto thee, O LORD, and we shall be turned; renew our days as of old.

05-01-2010, 08:59 AM	#4
Trouble 45-70 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: NE Ar. W. of Black River Contributor Posts: 2,703	Re: New Texas Sheriff That tale kind of grows on you. We need more Sheriffs offices like this. Starting with D.C., in the belly of the beast. Could probably make his quota from the front door step and not have to burn any gas. __________________ Psalm 12 verse 8: The wicked walk on every side when the vilest men are exalted. Last edited by Trouble 45-70; 05-01-2010 at 09:00 AM..

05-01-2010, 09:10 AM	#5
blackcat_attilio Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Northern Italy Posts: 515	Re: New Texas Sheriff __________________ The secret to successfully hunting bear is to have a companion with you that you can outrun...!

05-01-2010, 12:33 PM	#6
dianalv Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada Posts: 1,160	Re: New Texas Sheriff Wabbit stew.....