Sunday Golf - Great Golf Joke! - The Firearms Forum

greeker375 · 04-18-2006, 09:43 PM

Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and persuaded him to say Mass for him that day.

As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away. This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his parish. Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church!

At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're not going to let him get away with this, are you?"

The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not."

Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole. It WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE! St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, "Why did you let him do that?"

The Lord smiled and replied, "Pete, THINK about it...Who's he going to tell?"

Marlin · 04-19-2006, 09:20 AM

T O U C H É !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SouthernMoss · 04-19-2006, 10:30 AM

inplanotx · 04-19-2006, 10:42 AM

ROTFLMAO!

southernshooter · 04-19-2006, 09:43 PM

Bruce FLinch · 04-20-2006, 11:44 PM

Holy Irony, Batman!!

04-18-2006, 09:43 PM	#1
greeker375 V.I.P. Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Maryland Posts: 211	Sunday Golf - Great Golf Joke! Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and persuaded him to say Mass for him that day. As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away. This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his parish. Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church! At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're not going to let him get away with this, are you?" The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not." Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole. It WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE! St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, "Why did you let him do that?" The Lord smiled and replied, "Pete, THINK about it...Who's he going to tell?" __________________ eleftheria y thanatos -->

04-19-2006, 09:20 AM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Sunday Golf - Great Golf Joke! *T O U C H É !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* *That's GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

04-19-2006, 10:30 AM	#3
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Re: Sunday Golf - Great Golf Joke! __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony

04-19-2006, 10:42 AM	#4
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: Sunday Golf - Great Golf Joke! ROTFLMAO! __________________

04-19-2006, 09:43 PM	#5
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04-20-2006, 11:44 PM	#6
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: Sunday Golf - Great Golf Joke! Holy Irony, Batman!! __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.