You know its hot in Texas when... - The Firearms Forum

glocknut · 06-27-2006, 04:34 PM

YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS IN JULY WHEN. . . .

The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

Hot water now comes out of both taps.

You can make sun tea instantly.

You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.

You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

The cows are giving evaporated milk.

SouthernMoss · 06-27-2006, 04:58 PM

(Sounds a lot like Mississippi!

)

glocknut · 06-27-2006, 06:50 PM

Yep, if i ever move...its gonna be north !!!

mike
gn

DEANROSS · 06-27-2006, 07:39 PM

lol, sounds 2 much like phoenix only step out at 3 am and your sweating

southernshooter · 06-27-2006, 09:35 PM

I like that GN

inplanotx · 06-28-2006, 08:39 AM

06-27-2006, 04:34 PM	#1
glocknut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT... Posts: 12,482	You know its hot in Texas when... YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS IN JULY WHEN. . . . The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. The trees are whistling for the dogs. The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. Hot water now comes out of both taps. You can make sun tea instantly. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron. The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly. You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car. You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window. You actually burn your hand opening the car door. You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?" You realize that asphalt has a liquid state. The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper. Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs. The cows are giving evaporated milk. -->

06-27-2006, 04:58 PM	#2
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Re: You know its hot in Texas when... (Sounds a lot like Mississippi! ) __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony

06-27-2006, 06:50 PM	#3
glocknut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT... Posts: 12,482	Re: You know its hot in Texas when... Yep, if i ever move...its gonna be north !!! mike gn

06-27-2006, 07:39 PM	#4
DEANROSS Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: arizona Posts: 11	Re: You know its hot in Texas when... lol, sounds 2 much like phoenix only step out at 3 am and your sweating

06-27-2006, 09:35 PM	#5
southernshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Deep South Mississippi Posts: 5,943	Re: You know its hot in Texas when... I like that GN __________________ Only you can see this

06-28-2006, 08:39 AM	#6
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: You know its hot in Texas when... __________________