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Hope 69/70 · 03-04-2008, 09:51 PM

My mother lives in an assisted living and each month they receive a news letter. Thought you may enjoy this.

THE BIG COMBINE

A corn farmer was sitting at the table while his wife was preparing the dinner. She dropped a spoon onto the floor and bent over to pick it up. As she bent over, the farmer said, "Honey, your butt is as big as a combine!"

The wife picked up the spoon and continued cooking, with no comment to her husband.

As she put the dinner on the table, she dropped the peppershaker onto the floor. While she was bent over picking it up, the farmer said, "Honey, I take that back, your butt is as big as two combines!"

The wife picked up the pepper, set it on the table and began eating with no comment to her husband.

Later that night, after the couple had gone to bed, the farmer started feeling a little frisky. Cuddling up to his wife, he noticed there was no response on her end. He tapped his wife on the shoulder and asked her what was wrong.

She replied, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up 300,000 dollars worth of machinery for one little corn cob?"

Auth. Unk.

Hope

rooter · 03-06-2008, 04:48 PM

I swear---I can't think of a 'zinger' to respond to that one, and me, an old farm boy at that---guess I'll just keep quiet and stayup here on my potato cart....Chief

berto64 · 03-06-2008, 10:33 PM

I love it!!

Marlin · 03-07-2008, 11:22 AM

ROTFLMAO

03-04-2008, 09:51 PM	#1
Hope 69/70 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 2,549	For All Familiar With Farming My mother lives in an assisted living and each month they receive a news letter. Thought you may enjoy this. THE BIG COMBINE A corn farmer was sitting at the table while his wife was preparing the dinner. She dropped a spoon onto the floor and bent over to pick it up. As she bent over, the farmer said, "Honey, your butt is as big as a combine!" The wife picked up the spoon and continued cooking, with no comment to her husband. As she put the dinner on the table, she dropped the peppershaker onto the floor. While she was bent over picking it up, the farmer said, "Honey, I take that back, your butt is as big as two combines!" The wife picked up the pepper, set it on the table and began eating with no comment to her husband. Later that night, after the couple had gone to bed, the farmer started feeling a little frisky. Cuddling up to his wife, he noticed there was no response on her end. He tapped his wife on the shoulder and asked her what was wrong. She replied, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up 300,000 dollars worth of machinery for one little corn cob?" Auth. Unk. Hope __________________ WAC - HQ. USARV / G1, Long Binh - Feb 69 - Feb 70 -->

03-06-2008, 04:48 PM	#2
rooter VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Marty Robbins old hometown, Glendale Arizona--a suburb of Phoenix. Contributor Posts: 9,267	Re: For All Familiar With Farming I swear---I can't think of a 'zinger' to respond to that one, and me, an old farm boy at that---guess I'll just keep quiet and stayup here on my potato cart....Chief __________________

03-06-2008, 10:33 PM	#3
berto64 VMBB Admin Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Owyhee County, Idaho Contributor Posts: 7,385	Re: For All Familiar With Farming I love it!! __________________ Be who you are & say what you will, Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter. I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God.

03-07-2008, 11:22 AM	#4
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: For All Familiar With Farming ROTFLMAO __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*