3 in 1 Oil
3-N-1 OIL & WD
Lena vas pregnant wit Ole's child. Late one night, Lena voke Ole and
said, "I tink it's time!"
So Ole fired up da Yohn Deere tractor and took her to da hospital to have
der first baby.
She had a little boy, and da doctor looked over at Ole and said, "A son,
Ole!��Ain't dat great!"
Vell, Ole got all excited by dis, but yust den da doctor spoke up and
said, "Hold on!��Ve ain't finished yet!"
Da doctor den held up a little girl.��He said, "Hey, Ole! You got you a
daughter!" She's a pretty little ting, too."
Ole got kind of puzzled by dis, an den da doctor said, "Holey Moley, Ole,
ve still ain't done yet!"
Da doctor den delivered anoder boy and said, "Ole, you yust had yourself
Ole v as flabbergasted by dis news!
A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and der three children home in the
He vas real serious and he asked Lena, "How come we got tree on da first
Lena said, "Vell, Ole, you remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline and
you vent out in da garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?"
Ole said, "Ya, I do"
"Vell," Lena continued, "it's a darn good ting you didn't get da WD-40!"
Be who you are & say what you will,
Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter.
I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God.