02-21-2006, 02:19 PM
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Far North Cal
Watch out for Joe.....
Dorothy and Edna two "senior" widows, are talking at the local coffee
Dorothy: "That nice Joe asked me out for a date . . . I know that you
went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him
before I give him my answer."
Edna: "Well . . I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment
punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and
he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and
what's there but a luxury car . . a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and
Then he takes me out for dinner. . a marvelous dinner - lobster,
champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show . . .
let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died
from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns
into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress
and has his way with me.... two times!"
Dorothy: "Goodness gracious! . . so you are t elling me I shouldn't go
out with him?"
Edna: "No, no, no . I'm just saying, wear an old dress."
I love the smell of Hoppe's #9 in the morning.