A Scotsman goes to the dentist - The Firearms Forum

inplanotx · 04-03-2006, 01:08 PM

A Scotsman goes to the dentist and asks how much it is for a tooth extraction. "$85 for an extraction, sir" was the dentist's reply.

"Och... huv ye no got anythin' cheaper" replies the Scotsman getting agitated. "But that's the normal charge for an extraction, sir" said the dentist.

"What about if ye din't use any anesthetic?" asked the Scotsman hopefully.

"Well it's highly unusual sir, could be quite painful, but if that's what you want, I suppose I can do it for $70" said the dentist.

"Hmmmm, what about if ye used one of yer dentist trainees and still without anesthetics" said the Scotsman.

"Well it's possible, but they are only training and I can't guarantee their level of professionalism and it'll be a lot more painful. I suppose in that case we can bring the price
down to say $40" said the dentist.

"Och... that's still a bit much, how about if ye make it a trainin' session and have yer student do the extraction and the other students watchin' and learnin" said the Scotsman hopefully.

"Hmmmmm, well OK, it'll be good for the students I suppose, I'll charge you only $5 in that case", said the dentist.

"Now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal" said the Scotsman.

"Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife on Tuesday?"

Marlin · 04-03-2006, 01:20 PM

Tht's purdy bad, Laddie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

inplanotx · 04-03-2006, 01:41 PM

Just couldn't resist myself!

pickenup · 04-03-2006, 02:52 PM

The wife is giving ME dirty looks for this one.
I told her.........HEY....I'm only reading it.
Whew........

Bruce FLinch · 04-03-2006, 08:59 PM

KNEE-SLAPPER

gunfreakboy · 04-03-2006, 09:24 PM

southernshooter · 04-03-2006, 11:28 PM

That would'nt feel very good.

358 winchester · 04-05-2006, 10:22 AM

I just read this one to Carla and she didn't laugh at all

Then ask me who thinks that was funny I told her it wasn't me

Bruce FLinch · 04-05-2006, 11:32 PM

Ron did the "chicken dance"

armedandsafe · 04-06-2006, 11:09 PM

Ah, yes, the "chicken dance." I know that one well.

Pops

SouthernMoss · 04-07-2006, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by armedandsafe

Ah, yes, the "chicken dance." I know that one well.

Pops

By observation or by participation?

Bruce FLinch · 04-07-2006, 08:05 PM

i'm not much of a dancer, but I have done the 'chicken shuffle' a time or two

04-03-2006, 01:08 PM	#1
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	A Scotsman goes to the dentist A Scotsman goes to the dentist and asks how much it is for a tooth extraction. "$85 for an extraction, sir" was the dentist's reply. "Och... huv ye no got anythin' cheaper" replies the Scotsman getting agitated. "But that's the normal charge for an extraction, sir" said the dentist. "What about if ye din't use any anesthetic?" asked the Scotsman hopefully. "Well it's highly unusual sir, could be quite painful, but if that's what you want, I suppose I can do it for $70" said the dentist. "Hmmmm, what about if ye used one of yer dentist trainees and still without anesthetics" said the Scotsman. "Well it's possible, but they are only training and I can't guarantee their level of professionalism and it'll be a lot more painful. I suppose in that case we can bring the price down to say $40" said the dentist. "Och... that's still a bit much, how about if ye make it a trainin' session and have yer student do the extraction and the other students watchin' and learnin" said the Scotsman hopefully. "Hmmmmm, well OK, it'll be good for the students I suppose, I'll charge you only $5 in that case", said the dentist. "Now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal" said the Scotsman. "Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife on Tuesday?" __________________ -->

04-03-2006, 01:20 PM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: A Scotsman goes to the dentist Tht's purdy bad, Laddie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

04-03-2006, 01:41 PM	#3
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: A Scotsman goes to the dentist Just couldn't resist myself! __________________

04-03-2006, 02:52 PM	#4
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,838	Re: A Scotsman goes to the dentist The wife is giving ME dirty looks for this one. I told her.........HEY....I'm only reading it. Whew........ __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine

04-03-2006, 08:59 PM	#5
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: A Scotsman goes to the dentist KNEE-SLAPPER __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.

04-03-2006, 09:24 PM	#6
gunfreakboy V.I.P. Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Buffalo, N.Y. Posts: 338	Re: A Scotsman goes to the dentist

04-03-2006, 11:28 PM	#7
southernshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Deep South Mississippi Posts: 5,943	Re: A Scotsman goes to the dentist That would'nt feel very good. __________________ Only you can see this

04-05-2006, 10:22 AM	#8
358 winchester TFF Admin Staff Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Pensacola Fl. area Posts: 7,335	Re: A Scotsman goes to the dentist I just read this one to Carla and she didn't laugh at all Then ask me who thinks that was funny I told her it wasn't me __________________ Administrator & Owner RangeDay.com Proud, White, Heterosexual, Gun Owning, Southern American, Christian. Any question about where I stand?

04-05-2006, 11:32 PM	#9
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: A Scotsman goes to the dentist Ron did the "chicken dance" __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.

04-06-2006, 11:09 PM	#10
armedandsafe Former Guest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Moses Lake, WA Posts: 10,344	Re: A Scotsman goes to the dentist Ah, yes, the "chicken dance." I know that one well. Pops

04-07-2006, 08:05 PM	#12
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: A Scotsman goes to the dentist i'm not much of a dancer, but I have done the 'chicken shuffle' a time or two __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.