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04-21-2006, 04:00 PM
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Late Easter Joke
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the Husband "You can have her shipped home for $5,000,or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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04-21-2006, 09:49 PM
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Re: Late Easter Joke
 & now you realize why divorce is so expensive...& worth it
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04-21-2006, 09:54 PM
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Re: Late Easter Joke
 
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