Old John - The Firearms Forum

JUNKKING · 05-09-2009, 04:40 AM

Old John lived in a nursing home, He liked to check on a few friends every morning. One morning he went and knocked on Thelmas door. Good morning Thelma he said Just here to make sure you're alright like I do every morning. Thelma said why thank you John. By the way John they're showing a movie in the recreation room tonight would you like to take me. He said whats in it for me. Thelma said when they turn off the lights I'll hold on to your pecker. John said you betcha I will pick you up at 8. John then went and knocked on Bettys door. Good morning Betty he said Just here to make sure you're alright like I do every morning. Betty said why thank you John. By the way John they're showing a movie in the recreation room tonight would you like to take me. He said whats in it for me. Betty said when they turn off the lights I'll hold on to your pecker. John said you betcha I will pick you up at 8. John went back and knocked on Thelmas door and told her, I'm sorry Thelma I can't take you to the movie tonight Thelma said why not John he said Because I'm gonna take Betty instead. Thelma irate said Betty! Betty! what does Betty have that I don't? John said PARKINSONS

doug66 · 05-09-2009, 07:21 PM

My uncle used to tell me, "I like it when grandma takes ya to the bathroom." Grandma had to the palsy. I hope he was just messing with me.

By the way, good one JUNKKING.

whitemach · 05-09-2009, 10:11 PM

very good indeed

kutaho · 05-11-2009, 06:14 PM

Thats just so wrong and so funny, thanks (still laughing)

05-09-2009, 04:40 AM	#1
JUNKKING Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Just East of Pittsburgh PA Contributor Posts: 1,770	Old John Old John lived in a nursing home, He liked to check on a few friends every morning. One morning he went and knocked on Thelmas door. Good morning Thelma he said Just here to make sure you're alright like I do every morning. Thelma said why thank you John. By the way John they're showing a movie in the recreation room tonight would you like to take me. He said whats in it for me. Thelma said when they turn off the lights I'll hold on to your pecker. John said you betcha I will pick you up at 8. John then went and knocked on Bettys door. Good morning Betty he said Just here to make sure you're alright like I do every morning. Betty said why thank you John. By the way John they're showing a movie in the recreation room tonight would you like to take me. He said whats in it for me. Betty said when they turn off the lights I'll hold on to your pecker. John said you betcha I will pick you up at 8. John went back and knocked on Thelmas door and told her, I'm sorry Thelma I can't take you to the movie tonight Thelma said why not John he said Because I'm gonna take Betty instead. Thelma irate said Betty! Betty! what does Betty have that I don't? John said PARKINSONS __________________ Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every now and again! -->

05-09-2009, 07:21 PM	#2
doug66 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kansas Posts: 538	Re: Old John My uncle used to tell me, "I like it when grandma takes ya to the bathroom." Grandma had to the palsy. I hope he was just messing with me. By the way, good one JUNKKING.

05-09-2009, 10:11 PM	#3
whitemach V.I.P. Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: U.S.A Posts: 109	Re: Old John very good indeed __________________ the best way for evil men to succeed,is for good men to do nothing,,,,down with socialism

05-11-2009, 06:14 PM	#4
kutaho Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Peoples Republic of the Pacific Northwest Posts: 1,852	Re: Old John Thats just so wrong and so funny, thanks (still laughing) __________________ No man stands in the same river twice If all else fails grab a rock Mi Taku oyasin