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Old 03-15-2010, 08:17 PM   #1
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This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of
Migration Mohammed Omar warned the United States that if Military actions
against Iraq and Afghanistan continue, Taliban authorities intend to cut
off America's supply of Convenience Store Managers and possibly Motel 6
Managers. And, if this action does not yield sufficient results, Cab
Drivers will be next, followed by DELL and AOL Customer Service Reps.

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Old 03-15-2010, 08:20 PM   #2
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Old 03-15-2010, 10:34 PM   #3
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Oh no, that would break my heart!!!!
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Old 03-16-2010, 07:06 AM   #4
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Wow, that could actually open the job market for AMERICANS.
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Old 03-16-2010, 08:49 AM   #5
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followed by DELL and AOL Customer Service Reps.
No kidden, I got one of Dell's finest and they sounded just like the guy

in the movie Short Circuit..... and my VA Prime Care Doc to.

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Old 03-16-2010, 03:35 PM   #6
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Now, where do you think we could find replacements?
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Old 03-17-2010, 05:44 AM   #7
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Now, where do you think we could find replacements?
There's many running north across the river. They may soon be legal and looking for welfare...oops, I meant work.
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Old 03-17-2010, 10:23 AM   #8
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There's many running north across the river. They may soon be legal and looking for welfare...oops, I meant work.
More votes for the commies in DC.
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Old 03-19-2010, 07:01 PM   #9
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Old 03-20-2010, 08:38 AM   #10
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ROTF!

I had to call tech support here, quite awhile back and the kid who answered sounded like any other American "Hello this is Jeff". I couldn't believe it and asked "How did I manage to get through to an American?" (HOPING the call really was monitored), he replied that I just got lucky. I laughed and asked if he had a direct line that I could dial for future problems.

Good one, Jestor...
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Old 03-22-2010, 11:25 PM   #11
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This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of
Migration Mohammed Omar warned the United States that if Military actions
against Iraq and Afghanistan continue, Taliban authorities intend to cut
off America's supply of Convenience Store Managers and possibly Motel 6
Managers. And, if this action does not yield sufficient results, Cab
Drivers will be next, followed by DELL and AOL Customer Service Reps.
then president canidates
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Old 03-23-2010, 02:42 PM   #12
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OH NO, you mean that motel 6 won't smell like curry powder and BO anymore? Dang
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Old 03-25-2010, 06:26 PM   #13
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Only a matter of time till we smoke that cave...
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Old 03-26-2010, 06:05 PM   #14
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Only a matter of time till we smoke that cave...
Will we get high?
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Old 03-27-2010, 01:40 AM   #15
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Only a matter of time till we smoke that cave...
I hope that happens soon...and in time I think we will, all in good time I reckon.
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