Fidel Castro - The Firearms Forum

glocknut · 05-16-2009, 10:51 PM

Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the list and that no way, no how, does he belong in heaven. Fidel must go to hell.

So Fidel goes to hell where Satan gives him a hearty welcome and tells him to make himself at home. Then Fidel notices that he left his luggage in heaven and tells Satan, who says, "No problem, I'll send a couple of little devils to get your stuff."

When the little devils get to heaven they find the gates are locked.

St. Peter is having lunch - and they start debating what to do.

Finally one comes up with the idea that they should go over the wall and get the luggage.

As they are climbing the wall, two little angels see them, and one angel says to the other, "My God! Fidel has been in hell no more than ten minutes and we're already getting refugees!"

OBrien · 05-17-2009, 12:38 AM

HAHAHA Thats awesome.

Nighthawk · 05-17-2009, 01:20 PM

woolleyworm · 05-17-2009, 05:49 PM

GREAT

Tony22-250 · 05-18-2009, 02:08 PM

Great stuff mike!

mrkirker · 05-18-2009, 02:58 PM

That's a good one!

05-16-2009, 10:51 PM	#1
glocknut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT... Posts: 12,482	Fidel Castro Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the list and that no way, no how, does he belong in heaven. Fidel must go to hell. So Fidel goes to hell where Satan gives him a hearty welcome and tells him to make himself at home. Then Fidel notices that he left his luggage in heaven and tells Satan, who says, "No problem, I'll send a couple of little devils to get your stuff." When the little devils get to heaven they find the gates are locked. St. Peter is having lunch - and they start debating what to do. Finally one comes up with the idea that they should go over the wall and get the luggage. As they are climbing the wall, two little angels see them, and one angel says to the other, "My God! Fidel has been in hell no more than ten minutes and we're already getting refugees!" __________________ Where O where are you tonight? Why have you gone and left me alone? I searched to world over and a thought i found true love... You met another and PTThhh you were gone.... -->

05-17-2009, 12:38 AM	#2
OBrien Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Bangor Maine Posts: 554	Re: Fidel Castro HAHAHA Thats awesome.

05-17-2009, 01:20 PM	#3
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: Fidel Castro __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member

05-17-2009, 05:49 PM	#4
woolleyworm TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: SW Fort Worth Contributor Posts: 4,884	Re: Fidel Castro GREAT

05-18-2009, 02:08 PM	#5
Tony22-250 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Snellville, GA Posts: 1,146	Re: Fidel Castro Great stuff mike! __________________ Bullets change governments far surer than votes. The most powerful weapon you can buy isn't a .50 caliber. It's a Senate Seat.... "When injustice becomes law, then resistance becomes duty." Thomas Jefferson

05-18-2009, 02:58 PM	#6
mrkirker Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,067	Re: Fidel Castro That's a good one! __________________ *I don't know if dogs have a heaven, but there will be dogs in mine.*