Bad news and worse news - The Firearms Forum

lead · 06-20-2006, 11:22 AM

After getting bloodwork and a checkup at a doctor's office, a man gets a phone call from the doctor.
"I've got bad news and worse news." he says. "The bad news is, you've only got 24 hours to live."
"That's terrible news," the man says, "what could be worse then that?"
The doc says, "I forgot to call you yesterday."

Deputy Dawg · 06-20-2006, 01:41 PM

pickenup · 06-20-2006, 02:46 PM

That's just like a doctor.

Bruce FLinch · 06-20-2006, 07:59 PM

Hope the guy didn't pay his bill!

southernshooter · 06-20-2006, 10:50 PM

That was wrong

inplanotx · 06-26-2006, 03:14 PM

Marlin · 06-26-2006, 07:09 PM

06-20-2006, 11:22 AM	#1
lead Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Missouri Posts: 1,522	Bad news and worse news After getting bloodwork and a checkup at a doctor's office, a man gets a phone call from the doctor. "I've got bad news and worse news." he says. "The bad news is, you've only got 24 hours to live." "That's terrible news," the man says, "what could be worse then that?" The doc says, "I forgot to call you yesterday." __________________ The best things in life, are not things. -->

06-20-2006, 01:41 PM	#2
Deputy Dawg Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Central Texas Gulf Coast Posts: 2,229	Re: Bad news and worse news __________________ LOCK and LOAD................................... GOD, GUNS,GUTS the three that keep us FREE!!!!

06-20-2006, 02:46 PM	#3
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,837	Re: Bad news and worse news That's just like a doctor. __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine

06-20-2006, 07:59 PM	#4
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: Bad news and worse news Hope the guy didn't pay his bill! __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.

06-20-2006, 10:50 PM	#5
southernshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Deep South Mississippi Posts: 5,943	Re: Bad news and worse news That was wrong __________________ Only you can see this

06-26-2006, 03:14 PM	#6
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: Bad news and worse news __________________

06-26-2006, 07:09 PM	#7
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Bad news and worse news __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*