AMA weighs in on national healthcare
The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new Obama healthcare package.
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastrointerologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
And the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!", while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!”
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Then the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, while the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter.”
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were all pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctoligists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a holes in Washington.
“Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not” — Thomas Jefferson.
"The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of 'liberalism,' they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened." - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948