The secrets of a happy marriage - The Firearms Forum

Gunfyter · 05-16-2003, 01:56 PM

Four Secrets To A Happy Marriage

1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.

2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.

3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.

4. It is important that these three women never meet

inplanotx · 05-16-2003, 01:57 PM

Dat's a keeper, Gunfyter!

Gunfyter · 05-16-2003, 01:59 PM

Hope SouthernMoss doesn't take offense.

bigboom338 · 05-16-2003, 03:31 PM

Oh boy wait till Moss gets back you are gonna be in trouble.

05-16-2003, 03:53 PM

Naw, Guys -

Ol' SM is pretty level headed - she'll probably agree with it!!

armedandsafe · 05-16-2003, 08:39 PM

If SoMoss dunt gitcha, T might do it for 'er.

ibtrukn · 05-18-2003, 10:24 AM

YO Kdubya, U mite B the 1 intrubble wit dat "OL" schtuff

SouthernMoss · 05-18-2003, 07:13 PM

Why Gunfyter, I never knew you guys were so complex! I thought it was more like this:
~~~~

HOW MEN CAN IMPRESS A WOMAN

Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go the end of the earth and back again for her.

HOW WOMEN CAN IMPRESS A MAN

Show up naked.
Bring beer.

cruiser348 · 05-18-2003, 09:21 PM

SM you forgot to say that your two rules don't work if you walk in with less than 10 seconds to go in any sporting event and stand infront of the TV. Yes, that is 10 seconds clock time including time outs and the inevitable commercial break.

pickenup · 05-19-2003, 12:55 AM

Good uns.

Gunfyter · 05-19-2003, 06:11 AM

armedandsafe · 05-19-2003, 11:43 AM

SoMoss, I can't believe you would leave out Chocolate. I guess that is to be saved for when you are tying to get something more than just a favorable impression?

SouthernMoss · 05-19-2003, 12:50 PM

You got it, Pops!

wuzzagrunt · 05-19-2003, 07:41 PM

This is so easy, even a man can remember the rules!

1.) The answer to any question the wife asks is "Yes Dear!"

2.) Wife is responsible for asking the right questions (women may have trouble with this at times).

05-16-2003, 01:56 PM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	The secrets of a happy marriage Four Secrets To A Happy Marriage 1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans. 2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money. 3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex. 4. It is important that these three women never meet __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work -->

05-16-2003, 01:59 PM	#3
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Keeper Hope SouthernMoss doesn't take offense. __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work

05-16-2003, 03:31 PM	#4
bigboom338 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: South Dakota Posts: 399	Oh boy wait till Moss gets back you are gonna be in trouble. __________________ "Aim Small Miss Small"

05-19-2003, 12:55 AM	#10
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,837	Good uns. __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine

05-19-2003, 06:11 AM	#11
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	RIGHT ON GIRL !!! __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work

05-16-2003, 01:57 PM	#2
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Dat's a keeper, Gunfyter!

05-16-2003, 03:53 PM	#5
Guest Adnanced Senior Member Posts: n/a	Naw, Guys - Ol' SM is pretty level headed - she'll probably agree with it!!

05-16-2003, 08:39 PM	#6
armedandsafe Former Guest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Moses Lake, WA Posts: 10,344	If SoMoss dunt gitcha, T might do it for 'er.

05-18-2003, 10:24 AM	#7
ibtrukn Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: central N.J. Posts: 4,335	YO Kdubya, U mite B the 1 intrubble wit dat "OL" schtuff

05-18-2003, 07:13 PM	#8
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Why Gunfyter, I never knew you guys were so complex! I thought it was more like this: ~~~~ HOW MEN CAN IMPRESS A WOMAN Wine her, Dine her, Call her, Hug her, Hold her, Surprise her, Compliment her, Smile at her, Laugh with her, Cry with her, Cuddle with her, Shop with her, Give her jewelry, Buy her flowers, Hold her hand, Write love letters to her, Go the end of the earth and back again for her. HOW WOMEN CAN IMPRESS A MAN Show up naked. Bring beer.

05-18-2003, 09:21 PM	#9
cruiser348 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: southern Ohio Posts: 70	SM you forgot to say that your two rules don't work if you walk in with less than 10 seconds to go in any sporting event and stand infront of the TV. Yes, that is 10 seconds clock time including time outs and the inevitable commercial break.

05-19-2003, 11:43 AM	#12
armedandsafe Former Guest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Moses Lake, WA Posts: 10,344	SoMoss, I can't believe you would leave out Chocolate. I guess that is to be saved for when you are tying to get something more than just a favorable impression?

05-19-2003, 12:50 PM	#13
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	You got it, Pops!

05-19-2003, 07:41 PM	#14
wuzzagrunt V.I.P. Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: NYC Posts: 369	My rule for a happy marriage: This is so easy, even a man can remember the rules! 1.) The answer to any question the wife asks is "Yes Dear!" 2.) Wife is responsible for asking the right questions (women may have trouble with this at times).