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rooter · 05-11-2009, 04:31 AM

SHERIFF'S EXAM

A man seeking to join a South Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.

The Sergeant doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted." Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?" says the man being interviewed.

"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"

05-11-2009, 04:31 AM	#1
rooter VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Marty Robbins old hometown, Glendale Arizona--a suburb of Phoenix. Contributor Posts: 9,339	ONLY IN TEXAS!!!! SHERIFF'S EXAM A man seeking to join a South Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed. The Sergeant doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted." Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit." "Why the rabbit?" says the man being interviewed. "Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?" __________________ -->