What would you do if I died?

[cycloneman]

>
>
> Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading
> when the wife looks
> over
>
> at him and asks the question, "What would you do
> if I died? Would
>
> you get married again?"
>
>
>
> HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
>
>
>
> WIFE: "Why? Don't you like being
> married?"
>
>
>
> HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
>
>
>
> WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you
> remarry?"
>
>
>
> HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married
> again."
>
>
>
> WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt
> look)
>
>
>
> HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
>
>
>
> WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
>
>
>
> HUSBAND: "Sure. It's a great
> house."
>
>
>
> WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our
> bed?"
>
>
>
> HUSBAND: "Where else would we
> sleep?"
>
>
>
> WIFE: "Would you let her drive my
> car?"
>
>
>
> HUSBAND: "Probably. It is almost
> new."
>
>
>
> WIFE: "Would you replace my picture with
> hers?"
>
>
>
> HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing
> to do."
>
>
>
> WIFE: 'Would you give her my
> jewelry?"
>
>
>
> HUSBAND: "No. I'm sure she'd want her
> own."
>
>
>
> WIFE: 'Would you take her golfing with
> you?"
>
>
>
> HUSBAND: "Yes. Those are always good
> times."
>
>
>
> WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?"
>
>
>
> HUSBAND: "No. She's
> left-handed........"
>
>
>
> WIFE: - silence -
>
>
>
> HUSBAND: " . . . . . . . .
> Chit."
>
>