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> > Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading > when the wife looks > over > > at him and asks the question, "What would you do > if I died? Would > > you get married again?" > > > > HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" > > > > WIFE: "Why? Don't you like being > married?" > > > > HUSBAND: "Of course I do." > > > > WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you > remarry?" > > > > HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married > again." > > > > WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt > look) > > > > HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) > > > > WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" > > > > HUSBAND: "Sure. It's a great > house." > > > > WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our > bed?" > > > > HUSBAND: "Where else would we > sleep?" > > > > WIFE: "Would you let her drive my > car?" > > > > HUSBAND: "Probably. It is almost > new." > > > > WIFE: "Would you replace my picture with > hers?" > > > > HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing > to do." > > > > WIFE: 'Would you give her my > jewelry?" > > > > HUSBAND: "No. I'm sure she'd want her > own." > > > > WIFE: 'Would you take her golfing with > you?" > > > > HUSBAND: "Yes. Those are always good > times." > > > > WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?" > > > > HUSBAND: "No. She's > left-handed........" > > > > WIFE: - silence - > > > > HUSBAND: " . . . . . . . . > Chit." > >
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