Farmer vs. Lawyer - The Firearms Forum

rig1 · 02-04-2010, 06:02 PM

A farmer who wants a divorce goes 2c a lawyer, the farmer says "Oi wants to get wan of them dayvorces"
Lawyer..."Do you hav grounds?
Farmer... "Yes, i gots me 40 acres"
Lawyer "No, you dont understand, do u have a suit?"
Farmer..."Yes, oi wears it to church on Sundays"
Lawyer..."No, i mean do u have a case?"
Farmer..."No, but i got a John deere"
Lawyer..."No, i mean do u have a grudge?
Farmer..."Yes, that's where i park the John deere"
Lawyer..."Does ur wife beat you up?"
Farmer..."No, we both get up at 5.30"
Lawyer gets annoyed & tries one last question..."Is ur wife a nagger?...
"No, she's white, but the baby's a nagger, that's why i wants a ****in dayvorce!!

FTK87 · 02-09-2010, 10:45 PM

02-04-2010, 06:02 PM	#1
rig1 Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 7	Farmer vs. Lawyer A farmer who wants a divorce goes 2c a lawyer, the farmer says "Oi wants to get wan of them dayvorces" Lawyer..."Do you hav grounds? Farmer... "Yes, i gots me 40 acres" Lawyer "No, you dont understand, do u have a suit?" Farmer..."Yes, oi wears it to church on Sundays" Lawyer..."No, i mean do u have a case?" Farmer..."No, but i got a John deere" Lawyer..."No, i mean do u have a grudge? Farmer..."Yes, that's where i park the John deere" Lawyer..."Does ur wife beat you up?" Farmer..."No, we both get up at 5.30" Lawyer gets annoyed & tries one last question..."Is ur wife a nagger?... "No, she's white, but the baby's a nagger, that's why i wants a ****in dayvorce!! -->

02-09-2010, 10:45 PM	#2
FTK87 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Chouteau, Oklahoma Posts: 481	Re: Farmer vs. Lawyer LOL __________________ I NEED .22-250 BRASS!!! http://www.OklahomaSportsmen.com