Before and After Marriage - The Firearms Forum

PPK 32 · 10-20-2008, 07:53 AM

BEFORE MARRIAGE

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! Hell NO!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE:
Read from the bottom going up

artabr · 10-20-2008, 06:02 PM

Art

Nighthawk · 10-20-2008, 08:05 PM

Bruce FLinch · 10-30-2008, 10:14 PM

Good one!

noslolo · 10-31-2008, 02:14 AM

Funny

jim summers · 11-07-2008, 01:04 PM

Where do you guys come up with this stuff.

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10-20-2008, 07:53 AM	#1
PPK 32 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Frickin, Illinois Posts: 1,170	Before and After Marriage BEFORE MARRIAGE He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! Over and over! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why are you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Every chance I get! She: Will you hit me? He: Are you crazy! Hell NO! She: Can I trust you? He: Yes. She: Darling! AFTER MARRIAGE: Read from the bottom going up -->

10-20-2008, 06:02 PM	#2
artabr Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: New Iberia, Louisiana Contributor Posts: 7,859	Re: Before and After Marriage Art __________________ God and the soldier we like adore, In times of trouble, not before. When troubles ended and all things righted, God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted. Francis Quarles 1592 - 1644 __________________ When asked for my race, I answer CauCajun. Hope is not a plan, and not all change is good. The resistance is here; the resistance is now. RESIST! These hands are neither cold nor are they dead!!

10-20-2008, 08:05 PM	#3
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: Before and After Marriage __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member

10-30-2008, 10:14 PM	#4
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: Before and After Marriage Good one! __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.

10-31-2008, 02:14 AM	#5
noslolo Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Johnstown PA Posts: 1,558	Re: Before and After Marriage Funny __________________ I'm a heck of a "obesito illegitimo"

11-07-2008, 01:04 PM	#6
jim summers Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: I reside in southern Indiana, you can almost step out of my back door and be setting on Patoka Lake Posts: 1,056	Re: Before and After Marriage Where do you guys come up with this stuff. ________________________________ To Whom Much Is Given, Much Is Required.