The Texas Trooper - The Firearms Forum

lead · 06-08-2006, 08:23 AM

A Texas state trooper pulls over a cowboy who was driving his pickup truck way too fast down a county road.
As he is filling out the ticket, the cowboy notices that he is swatting flies.
"You having trouble with them circle flies are you?, the cowboy said. "We have lots of them around the farm."
"Is that right." said the trooper.
"Yeah, they call them circle flies because they always circle around the rear end of the horses." the cowboy replied.
After a brief pause the trooper stopped and said,"Hey, are calling me a horse's a**?"
"Oh, no. I have too much respect for you to do that." the cowboy said. Then after another pause, "Hard to fool them flies though."

Marlin · 06-08-2006, 10:44 AM

Sure is !!!!!!!!!!!

inplanotx · 06-08-2006, 10:52 AM

Deputy Dawg · 06-08-2006, 11:09 AM

southernshooter · 06-08-2006, 10:39 PM

06-08-2006, 08:23 AM	#1
lead Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Missouri Posts: 1,522	The Texas Trooper A Texas state trooper pulls over a cowboy who was driving his pickup truck way too fast down a county road. As he is filling out the ticket, the cowboy notices that he is swatting flies. "You having trouble with them circle flies are you?, the cowboy said. "We have lots of them around the farm." "Is that right." said the trooper. "Yeah, they call them circle flies because they always circle around the rear end of the horses." the cowboy replied. After a brief pause the trooper stopped and said,"Hey, are calling me a horse's a*?" "Oh, no. I have too much respect for you to do that." the cowboy said. Then after another pause, "Hard to fool them flies though." __________________ The best things in life, are not things. --> Last edited by lead; 06-08-2006 at 09:18 AM..*

06-08-2006, 10:44 AM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: The Texas Trooper *Sure is !!!!!!!!!!!* __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

06-08-2006, 10:52 AM	#3
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: The Texas Trooper __________________

06-08-2006, 11:09 AM	#4
Deputy Dawg Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Central Texas Gulf Coast Posts: 2,229	Re: The Texas Trooper __________________ LOCK and LOAD................................... GOD, GUNS,GUTS the three that keep us FREE!!!!

06-08-2006, 10:39 PM	#5
southernshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Deep South Mississippi Posts: 5,943	Re: The Texas Trooper __________________ Only you can see this