My new Lincoln... - The Firearms Forum

glocknut · 07-10-2006, 09:13 PM

I just got my new LINCOLN and returned to the dealer the next day,
complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this,"
he said. "Nelson!"

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he continued. And "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say
"Beethoven!" I would get beautiful classical music, and if I said
"Beatles!" I would get one of their awesome songs. One day, a couple ran
a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid
them. I yelled "ASSHOLES!"

The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael
Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill
Clinton on sax.

Damn, I LOVE this car!

southernshooter · 07-10-2006, 09:18 PM

Marlin · 07-10-2006, 09:43 PM

And to think it is a "Fix or Repair Daily" product, whose founder was one of the most liberal, communist leaning, globalists that ever lived.

I understand that all his sons were just as bad; true chips off the ole block !!!

inplanotx · 07-11-2006, 10:24 AM

07-10-2006, 09:13 PM	#1
glocknut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT... Posts: 12,482	My new Lincoln... I just got my new LINCOLN and returned to the dealer the next day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this," he said. "Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued. And "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say "Beethoven!" I would get beautiful classical music, and if I said "Beatles!" I would get one of their awesome songs. One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled "ASSHOLES!" The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on sax. Damn, I LOVE this car! -->

07-10-2006, 09:18 PM	#2
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07-10-2006, 09:43 PM	#3
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: My new Lincoln... And to think it is a "Fix or Repair Daily" product, whose founder was one of the most liberal, communist leaning, globalists that ever lived. I understand that all his sons were just as bad; true chips off the ole block !!! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

07-11-2006, 10:24 AM	#4
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: My new Lincoln... __________________