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|07-10-2006, 09:13 PM||#1|
Advanced Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT...
My new Lincoln...
I just got my new LINCOLN and returned to the dealer the next day,
complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this,"
he said. "Nelson!"
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued. And "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say
"Beethoven!" I would get beautiful classical music, and if I said
"Beatles!" I would get one of their awesome songs. One day, a couple ran
a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid
them. I yelled "ASSHOLES!"
The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael
Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill
Clinton on sax.
Damn, I LOVE this car!
|07-10-2006, 09:43 PM||#3|
*TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever!
Re: My new Lincoln...
And to think it is a "Fix or Repair Daily" product, whose founder was one of the most liberal, communist leaning, globalists that ever lived.
I understand that all his sons were just as bad; true chips off the ole block !!!
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