I wonder if they make one for fat guys, I want one.
"You say the Devil made do it with a smile. Raisin' hell and howlin at the moon. Well I'm gonna put your @$$ back in line. I'm gonna scare the Devil out of you."
BlackBerry Smoke Song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R513dA4peMg
Nothing is "proof" against a truly talented fool.