Boiled Eggs - The Firearms Forum

Gunfyter · 04-13-2006, 10:25 AM

She was in the kitchen preparing boiled eggs for breakfast.

Her husband walks in and asks, "What's for breakfast?"

She turns to him and anxiously says, "Quick! You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

Thinking it's his lucky day, he stands her over the kitchen table and they have sex. When they finish, he asks, "What was that all about?"

"The egg timer is broken," she replied.
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Bruce FLinch · 04-15-2006, 10:14 PM

Good one Gunfyter

Guess it was "hard" boiled?

04-13-2006, 10:25 AM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Boiled Eggs She was in the kitchen preparing boiled eggs for breakfast. Her husband walks in and asks, "What's for breakfast?" She turns to him and anxiously says, "Quick! You've got to make love to me this very moment!" Thinking it's his lucky day, he stands her over the kitchen table and they have sex. When they finish, he asks, "What was that all about?" "The egg timer is broken," she replied. __________________ __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work -->

04-15-2006, 10:14 PM	#2
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: Boiled Eggs Good one Gunfyter Guess it was "hard" boiled? __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.