Handguns are better than Women ! - The Firearms Forum

Shizamus · 07-20-2003, 12:25 PM

THE TOP 10 WAYS THAT HANDGUNS
ARE BETTER THAN A WOMAN !

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s

#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're
on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN .
#1 - You can buy a silencer for a handgun !

Evilahole · 07-20-2003, 09:14 PM

Oh, I can see me making a tee shirt outa this one.
Can also see myself running from shoes, pans and other various household items when Kira sees me wearing it.

07-20-2003, 12:25 PM	#1
Shizamus Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Vermont Posts: 891	Handguns are better than Women ! THE TOP 10 WAYS THAT HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN A WOMAN ! #10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s #9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup. #6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo. #5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month. #3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . #1 - You can buy a silencer for a handgun ! __________________ “The Matrix is a system, Neo, and that system is our enemy. When you are inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, teachers, lawyers, carpenters, the very minds we are trying to save. Until we do, these people are part of that system and that makes them our enemies. You have to understand that most of these people are not ready to be unplugged and many are so hopelessly dependent on the system, they’ll fight to protect it. “The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us. Even in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work, when you go to church, when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.” - Morpheus, in the movie, “The Matrix” -->

07-20-2003, 09:14 PM	#2
Evilahole V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 348	Oh, I can see me making a tee shirt outa this one. Can also see myself running from shoes, pans and other various household items when Kira sees me wearing it.