72 virgins order yours today - The Firearms Forum

cycloneman · 02-12-2010, 09:25 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5pqQ...layer_embedded

Double D · 02-12-2010, 10:56 AM

Sorry, I couldnt sit thru that.

red14 · 02-12-2010, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Double D

Sorry, I couldnt sit thru that.

I turned off the volume, and just read the words. You get 72 virgins, and 70 family members, with you if you get killed in battle. Plus you go to Heaven, the best one, and get a crown worth a lot of money. You also get a lot of drinks and food, and apparently party all the time.

Check it out, without the volume, and let me know if I got it right.

Double D · 02-12-2010, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by red14

I turned off the volume, and just read the words. You get 72 virgins, and 70 family members, with you if you get killed in battle. Plus you go to Heaven, the best one, and get a crown worth a lot of money. You also get a lot of drinks and food, and apparently party all the time.

Check it out, without the volume, and let me know if I got it right.

Still cant do it. They make me sick.

Helix_FR · 02-12-2010, 11:18 AM

If you want to get really steamed, read the comments below the video.

cycloneman · 02-12-2010, 12:58 PM

We are going to have to fight these aholes in a seriouse way one day. this is as stupid as it gets. These animals have no branes whatsoever

TheGunClinger · 02-12-2010, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Double D

Sorry, I couldnt sit thru that.

Thats funny! I just watched it for about a minute and said to myself the same thing.

cycloneman · 02-12-2010, 01:27 PM

Can someone please tell me how they came up with number 72? Who said 73! Now that just too much! And well 60? No thats no where near enough.

One more thing. What is the clinical term for someone who believes in such things?

red14 · 02-12-2010, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by cycloneman

Can someone please tell me how they came up with number 72? Who said 73! Now that just too much! And well 60? No thats no where near enough.

One more thing. What is the clinical term for someone who believes in such things?

I thought it unique that a martyr gets 70 relatives. Kinda gives more value to the virgins, than relatives, interesting. I guess each relative gets a gal, and he gets 2.

Helix_FR · 02-12-2010, 01:38 PM

My sister served in the peace corp for 4 years in the middle east. She says the funny thing is that these men that believe this and have sheltered themselves for the day they get 72 virgins, don't even know what to do with 1 woman let alone with 72. They would see a naked woman and that would be the end of it.

red14 · 02-12-2010, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Helix_FR

My sister served in the peace corp for 4 years in the middle east. She says the funny thing is that these men that believe this and have sheltered themselves for the day they get 72 virgins, don't even know what to do with 1 woman let alone with 72. They would see a naked woman and that would be the end of it.

Be a hoot if the virgins were gay.

navis128 · 02-12-2010, 01:48 PM

They are ALL beta individuals otherwise they wouldn't allow themselves to be used as Pawn in someone elses unquenchable desire for power over people. I have no use for someone that doesn't have the sac to live life and doesn't understand that God decides when you leave...not some ugly guy in a turban.

I hear they are pretty hairy people...maybe they are descendents from BigFoot. I mean think about it. They don't have the cognitive skills to realize they are considered "expendable". Loosers, with a BIG FAT "L". The men would rather have sex with a boy then their woman. Somethin' is wrong there!

It would suck to be one of the relatives.

red14 · 02-12-2010, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by navis128

They are ALL beta individuals otherwise they wouldn't allow themselves to be used as Pawn in someone elses unquenchable desire for power over people. I have no use for someone that doesn't have the sac to live life and doesn't understand that God decides when you leave...not some ugly guy in a turban.

I hear they are pretty hairy people...maybe they are descendents from BigFoot. I mean think about it. They don't have the cognitive skills to realize they are considered "expendable". Loosers, with a BIG FAT "L". The men would rather have sex with a boy then their woman. Somethin' is wrong there!

It would suck to be one of the relatives.

Might be a requirement.

I am truly sorry for that, I'd like to apoligize to all the little pigmys in Africa for that.

Helix_FR · 02-12-2010, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by red14

Be a hoot if the virgins were gay.

Now wouldn't that put a damper on it. A room full of 72 virgins and your ignored. maybe the military ought to drop some memos putting that spin on it. Oh the disappointment, HA

navis128 · 02-12-2010, 02:27 PM

We ought to be dropping Bacon Bits.

I don't think it states anywhere what gender the virgins are going to be and since it's not morally wrong for them to sexually abuse boys...you know that carries over to adulthood. Maybe some are counting on it 'cause if they admit they're gay they get stoned in the city square.

Trouble 45-70 · 02-12-2010, 02:28 PM

I wonder if after sampling all 72 and you are ready to go around again if they are still virgins. Sometimes deep theological thought is kind of tough on me.

Just wondering. Any ideas?

red14 · 02-12-2010, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Trouble 45-70

I wonder if after sampling all 72 and you are ready to go around again if they are still virgins. Sometimes deep theological thought is kind of tough on me.

Just wondering. Any ideas?

First of all, it would take me at least 2 weeks, well maybe 3.

navis128 · 02-12-2010, 02:33 PM

You realize this is all just hypothetical...God doesn't give someone who commits suicide and murders innocents individuals to be sexually immoral with.

That being said...Yeah, I think God could make sure they were continuously virgins.

ARB · 02-12-2010, 04:10 PM

Jeez, shouldn't the 72 virgins have a say in this matter?
"Alright ladies, you have been virtueous, now go hang out with Abdulah and grant him all his desires."
"Ah man, is this what I get for being good?"
Hey, wait a minute! This could make a good screenplay.

red14 · 02-12-2010, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ARB

Jeez, shouldn't the 72 virgins have a say in this matter?
"Alright ladies, you have been virtueous, now go hang out with Abdulah and grant him all his desires."
"Ah man, is this what I get for being good?"
Hey, wait a minute! This could make a good screenplay.

I'd like to be a stand in.

NitroDave08 · 02-12-2010, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by navis128

You realize this is all just hypothetical...God doesn't give someone who commits suicide and murders innocents individuals to be sexually immoral with.

That being said...Yeah, I think God could make sure they were continuously virgins.

I didnt see anything about Virgins just Wives. I didnt think they had multiple wives, but I dont know a thing about the religion.

As Walter says(Jeff Dunham) forget the virgins, given me 72 sluts, hate to have to train them all haha.

Bobitis · 02-12-2010, 06:40 PM

When do those that preach the word live by the preaching?

When was the last time anyone heard of a Mullah that sacrificed himself in the name of allah? They seem to be pretty good at talking the talk, but none of them are willing to walk it.

Hmmmm......

red14 · 02-12-2010, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Bobitis

When do those that preach the word live by the preaching?

When was the last time anyone heard of a Mullah that sacrificed himself in the name of allah? They seem to be pretty good at talking the talk, but none of them are willing to walk it.

Hmmmm......

Their leaders are just like ours:

Do as I say, not as I do.

02-12-2010, 09:25 AM	#1
cycloneman Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Louisiana Posts: 7,401	72 virgins order yours today http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5pqQ...layer_embedded __________________ Who are you going to serve today? -->

02-12-2010, 10:56 AM	#2
Double D TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: North Florida Contributor Posts: 8,058	Re: 72 virgins order yours today Sorry, I couldnt sit thru that. __________________ I own a bunch of scary guns. You want em? Come and take em..... Liberalism is a serious, non curable, mental disorder... NRA LIFE MEMBER Oath Keepers Member NRA Certified Instructor 30 Yr CC permit holder.

02-12-2010, 11:18 AM	#5
Helix_FR TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Imperial, MO Posts: 3,617	Re: 72 virgins order yours today If you want to get really steamed, read the comments below the video. __________________ Only cowards shoot with their eyes closed.... helixgunsmith.com

02-12-2010, 12:58 PM	#6
cycloneman Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Louisiana Posts: 7,401	Re: 72 virgins order yours today We are going to have to fight these aholes in a seriouse way one day. this is as stupid as it gets. These animals have no branes whatsoever __________________ Who are you going to serve today?

02-12-2010, 01:27 PM	#8
cycloneman Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Louisiana Posts: 7,401	Re: 72 virgins order yours today Can someone please tell me how they came up with number 72? Who said 73! Now that just too much! And well 60? No thats no where near enough. One more thing. What is the clinical term for someone who believes in such things? __________________ Who are you going to serve today?

02-12-2010, 01:38 PM	#10
Helix_FR TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Imperial, MO Posts: 3,617	Re: 72 virgins order yours today My sister served in the peace corp for 4 years in the middle east. She says the funny thing is that these men that believe this and have sheltered themselves for the day they get 72 virgins, don't even know what to do with 1 woman let alone with 72. They would see a naked woman and that would be the end of it. __________________ Only cowards shoot with their eyes closed.... helixgunsmith.com

02-12-2010, 01:48 PM	#12
navis128 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 1,392	Re: 72 virgins order yours today They are ALL beta individuals otherwise they wouldn't allow themselves to be used as Pawn in someone elses unquenchable desire for power over people. I have no use for someone that doesn't have the sac to live life and doesn't understand that God decides when you leave...not some ugly guy in a turban. I hear they are pretty hairy people...maybe they are descendents from BigFoot. I mean think about it. They don't have the cognitive skills to realize they are considered "expendable". Loosers, with a BIG FAT "L". The men would rather have sex with a boy then their woman. Somethin' is wrong there! It would suck to be one of the relatives. __________________ A British general reported to London that the rebels, though untrained, had earned his respect: "Whoever looks upon them as an irregular mob will find himself much mistaken." "But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security." The Declaration of Independence Last edited by navis128; 02-12-2010 at 01:49 PM..

02-12-2010, 02:27 PM	#15
navis128 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 1,392	Re: 72 virgins order yours today We ought to be dropping Bacon Bits. I don't think it states anywhere what gender the virgins are going to be and since it's not morally wrong for them to sexually abuse boys...you know that carries over to adulthood. Maybe some are counting on it 'cause if they admit they're gay they get stoned in the city square. __________________ A British general reported to London that the rebels, though untrained, had earned his respect: "Whoever looks upon them as an irregular mob will find himself much mistaken." "But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security." The Declaration of Independence

02-12-2010, 02:28 PM	#16
Trouble 45-70 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: NE Ar. W. of Black River Contributor Posts: 2,703	Re: 72 virgins order yours today I wonder if after sampling all 72 and you are ready to go around again if they are still virgins. Sometimes deep theological thought is kind of tough on me. Just wondering. Any ideas? __________________ Psalm 12 verse 8: The wicked walk on every side when the vilest men are exalted.

02-12-2010, 02:33 PM	#18
navis128 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 1,392	Re: 72 virgins order yours today You realize this is all just hypothetical...God doesn't give someone who commits suicide and murders innocents individuals to be sexually immoral with. That being said...Yeah, I think God could make sure they were continuously virgins. __________________ A British general reported to London that the rebels, though untrained, had earned his respect: "Whoever looks upon them as an irregular mob will find himself much mistaken." "But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security." The Declaration of Independence

02-12-2010, 04:10 PM	#19
ARB Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Mid Missouri Posts: 1,184	Re: 72 virgins order yours today Jeez, shouldn't the 72 virgins have a say in this matter? "Alright ladies, you have been virtueous, now go hang out with Abdulah and grant him all his desires." "Ah man, is this what I get for being good?" Hey, wait a minute! This could make a good screenplay. Last edited by ARB; 02-12-2010 at 04:11 PM..

02-12-2010, 06:40 PM	#22
Bobitis Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 6,612	Re: 72 virgins order yours today When do those that preach the word live by the preaching? When was the last time anyone heard of a Mullah that sacrificed himself in the name of allah? They seem to be pretty good at talking the talk, but none of them are willing to walk it. Hmmmm...... __________________ ^.^ A point in every direction is the same as having no point at all