What does your Daddy Do? - The Firearms Forum

Gunfyter · 02-15-2006, 11:25 AM

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did
>for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic,
>businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. But little Justin was
>being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his
>father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and
>takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his
>underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with
>some guy and make love with him for money."
>
>The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
>children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask
>him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said, "He
>works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to secure the
>nomination of Hillary Clinton, but I was too embarrassed to say that in
>front of the other kids."

inplanotx · 02-15-2006, 11:27 AM

Marlin · 02-15-2006, 11:38 AM

This one always gives me a hearty chuckle each time I see it!!

SouthernMoss · 02-15-2006, 12:03 PM

muley · 02-15-2006, 01:30 PM

02-15-2006, 11:25 AM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	What does your Daddy Do? One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did >for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, >businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. But little Justin was >being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his >father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and >takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his >underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with >some guy and make love with him for money." > >The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other >children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask >him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said, "He >works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to secure the >nomination of Hillary Clinton, but I was too embarrassed to say that in >front of the other kids." __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work -->

02-15-2006, 11:27 AM	#2
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: What does your Daddy Do? __________________

02-15-2006, 11:38 AM	#3
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: What does your Daddy Do? This one always gives me a hearty chuckle each time I see it!! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

02-15-2006, 12:03 PM	#4
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Re: What does your Daddy Do? __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony

02-15-2006, 01:30 PM	#5
muley V.I.P. Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Far North Cal Posts: 276	Re: What does your Daddy Do? __________________ I love the smell of Hoppe's #9 in the morning.