Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

[old jeff]

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following questions :



You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and two small children.



Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.



You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.



You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family. What
do you do?



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THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:












Democrat's
Answer :


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message
does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier and healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a
consensus.



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Republican's
Answer:





BANG!

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Redneck's Answer:




BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG !
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!
Were those the Winchester
Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist

[Alpo]

I keep hoping that, one day, when this gets posted AGAIN, that the poster will delete the last bit of nonsense (when it first showed up, and it was a black mugger, not an Arab terrorist, the joke ended after emptying the second magazine).

Not only are the wife's and children's comments idiotic, and actually detract from the joke, but Winchester Silvertips ARE hollowpoints.


I feel better now. That's been building up inside me for years.

[Crpdeth]

Originally Posted by Alpo

Winchester Silvertips ARE hollowpoints.


I feel better now. That's been building up inside me for years.

Hehee!

[Trouble 45-70]

Now that the story has been modified to cover an Arab terrorist, the question needs to be asked, "Was the bore lubed with Silver Bullet Gun Lube Containing 13% Pork?"

[wpage]

Redneck Squared...

[RunningOnMT]

I gotta get me one of those 9 shot Kimbers.

[Old Grump]

My neck is kind of red I guess but no use reloading unless there are two of them. Boots was made for stomping after the shooting is done.

[199er]

I'm an Indepentent voter but I would answer this situation with the Redneck reponse!!

[Pixcutter]

Somewhere between the Republican (Bang!) and the Redneck (BANG x14) is the fiscally responsible independent (Bang bang bang).